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Yeah it was.. with a damn glove. Come on bro

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Umps are duped by framing.

WTF are you doing out there.  Multiple fucked up pitches off the plate have been "corrected"

Maybe Yuli should start eating pizza again


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Julia stalking the Mushinskis...

Great story.   Wreck Em!!!  Bright spot on an otherwise shitty day, baseball-wise.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

5-4 road trip is very meh. Hopefully the bars wake up at home. 

Considering how terrible the offense has been, 5-4 seems like a miracle

Exceptional pitching. Short spring training was rough on the hitters 

I'm in for tomorrow, look for the guy in orange tuxedo and top hat

In for today. Yall know who to look for.

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Two sets of 2 for tonight. The winners of contest were out of towners. 
PM me if you want to go tonight. 

pulling chuy out of school at 11 because fuck elementary school; me, Chuy Lewis, and my wife will be heading to downtown around noon, probably grab lunch somewhere before avoiding Phil at truck yard. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Two sets of 2 for tonight. The winners of contest were out of towners. 
PM me if you want to go tonight. 

PM sent

1 hour ago, Mez2 said:

pulling chuy out of school at 11 because fuck elementary school; me, Chuy Lewis, and my wife will be heading to downtown around noon, probably grab lunch somewhere before avoiding Phil at truck yard. 


rodeo goat is excellent, damn y’all are starting early 

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49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


rodeo goat is excellent, damn y’all are starting early 

Osso and kristalla, then biggios, then truck yard

10 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Osso and kristalla, then biggios, then truck yard


Osso has very good pizza

 

hmm biggios sounds great. I think we’ll hit it pre game 

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Is anyone going to truck yard, besides phil?

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Is anyone going to truck yard, besides phil?


little too far for my dad, we’ll probably do biggios and the Luckys pop up across from home plate 

12 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Is anyone going to truck yard, besides phil?

ldogg is 

1 hour ago, Mez2 said:

Is anyone going to truck yard, besides phil?

Jokes on you, the girls voted to skip it so your brother could get bottle service at 4pm from Pour Behavior so we'll be the loud ones behind LDogg.  On The Kirb at 3, Pour at 4, Woodrows at 6, Game at 7.

The roof better be open tonight 

I’ll be in my seat by 6, want to catch all the pre game ceremonies 

51 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Jokes on you, the girls voted to skip it so your brother could get bottle service at 4pm from Pour Behavior so we'll be the loud ones behind LDogg.  On The Kirb at 3, Pour at 4, Woodrows at 6, Game at 7.

More like jokes on you...we got tickets in 133, same row as you fucks. So come mierda

Chuy Lewis got a Bregmam Space City jersey. Looks pimp

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

More like jokes on you...we got tickets in 133, same row as you fucks. So come mierda


I’m glad I’m in 112 

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Jokes on you, the girls voted to skip it so your brother could get bottle service at 4pm from Pour Behavior so we'll be the loud ones behind LDogg.  On The Kirb at 3, Pour at 4, Woodrows at 6, Game at 7.

No one cares what Krystle wants to do

27 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

No one cares what Krystle wants to do

Got that right.  Leah Mel Traci and Alyssa on the other hand...

I didn’t realize that a player on the H&S IL doesn’t count towards the 40 man. 

 

LMJ should just do us all a favor and retire 

Does putting LMJ on the 60-man mean he can't be activated until day 61 of this season?  Or is it retroactive to the CWS series?

50 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Headed to the stadium to get that bobble head

If it's anything like it was in 2017, you're already too late. I found that, unless it is an "all fans" giveaway, you are better off just buying the damn thing on eBay.

I would imagine it's retroactive to the first game of the season, but it doesn't say that so who knows.

15 minutes ago, WBT said:

Does putting LMJ on the 60-man mean he can't be activated until day 61 of this season?  Or is it retroactive to the CWS series?

McCullers out for 60 days from the date of his original IL placement, April 4. 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

LMJ should just do us all a favor and retire 

Plenty of time to learn how to throw left-handed so that arm can break down also

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The roof better be open tonight 

I’ll be in my seat by 6, want to catch all the pre game ceremonies 

 

Probably got paint all in it when they repainted the roof fucktards.

You literally had 5 months to work that out

Pressly on IL for knee issue....

Hey go jog down the lineup and give dap to everyone



Spinner singing Anthem...nice....beats Clay Walker for the 19th season


If I were Kyle Tucker i'd be 9 inches(I may be low ballin him no pun intended) inside that by 10:35 tonight

So it was a high of 81, game time temp in the 70's and dewpoints in the 50's, only 2% of Houston days are that perfect.  The roof was open earlier, what dumbass excuse are they using for even trying to close it if they actually intended to keep it open tonight?

I don't care if even Dusty made the call, if you think you can't win because a roof is open, you're a loser with a loser mentality.

Isn't it fucked and liked half cracked? I thought I saw a pic where it looked like 30 ft open or something

Obviously a mechanical issue


Best opening day National Anthem was Lyle Lovett with a cello player 

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