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Shadows good now....time to take Kirby down to pound town

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Sorry, boys, I just got back from DKR.  Now we can start winning.

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I think it’s safe to say Marvin Hudson will not be selected to be on the WS crew

I was going to say this guarantees he will be on it.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Sorry, boys, I just got back from DKR.  Now we can start winning.

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Machete chop

 

and fuck these booing motherfucksing Seattle cocksuckers.

 

Let's go, little big man!!!!

Just now, TexArcher said:

Machete starting the rally...

Ummm 

Sick and tired of these crappy ABs by Jose

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What the actual fuck is he doing?

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5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Sorry, boys, I just got back from DKR.  Now we can start winning.

maybe you need to hit the road 

Wow. For all his defensive savvy, Machete was asleep there. 

I've seen a lot of dumb things in baseball, and that's right up at the top of the list.

Not like getting Yordan an ab with a runner on would matter

I want to punch Young Sheldon and his MeMaw

Are y'all getting the random commercials in your telecast?

 

(timing, not source. We missed the 2nd out)

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Thank god Yordan is massive and that hit him

he was watching the ball instead of looking for the base .....

 

Great freaking pitch.

Lance's nuts are hanging low.

Let's get him some runs...

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Lance is going to have hell with the pitch clock next year 

The batters keep stepping out too.  Bigtime.

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Get him some runs.

at least two.

Get one more inning from Lance. Montero. Stanek. Pressly.

kick back and watch some nfl while waiting for Cleveland/New York to come to town Wednesday 

 

 

1 minute ago, slorch said:

The batters keep stepping out too.  Bigtime.

Because Lance can’t decide what he wants to throw 

needs to get some small ball going. the ball is dead today

 

pitching has to win it for us today 

What's with the dots below Raleigh's eyes?

Gang initiation?

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Holy shit, the TBS coverage is really bad.  The picture looking at home from behind the pitcher is abysmal.

 

imagine what the batters are seeing, or not seeing 

Lfg bats. LMJ has done his job motherfuckers....hit

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