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Astros want to play 60 innings?

WTF?

 

Somehow my homer bets are still in play! Lmao

This game is getting close to the Astros/Braves 2006 NLDS territory. 18 innings in that one, but there was lots of scoring at least.  

Me- no beer since 7th inning

wife- well, at least they’ll be sober going home.  Hopefully with broken hearts

 

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I had hopes for Diaz today. Not sure why. 

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Just now, redshirtexas said:

I’m hoping the Yankees-Guardians game ends first for the laughs

Yep. 

Props to the Seattle fans. I would have left by now.

Garcia is dealing. Sad that our hitters decided to play this game blind.

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Really is a remarkable game. Even more so if we win. 

We are witnesses. 

19 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I got some bad news for ya.  

Yep.

Im an … checks notes… an old. 
38 comes at you fast friends.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Props to the Seattle fans. I would have left by now.

Not being able to watch the great CFB games today while watching this would have made this even more excruciating 

Lilsheps team played 2 games (total of 4 innings) won both combined score of 35-0 today. Think they have a better chance of getting a run than Astros right now.

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1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Yep.

Im an … checks notes… an old. 
38 comes at you fast friends.

38?  Old?

Good One Lol GIF by Justin

Had to take a break, just slammed two sandwiches. I’m good for 9 more innings 

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Garcia is dealing. Sad that our hitters decided to play this game blind.

Dunno how Garcia isn't bitch slapping Astros hitters right now.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Had to take a break, just slammed two sandwiches. I’m good for 9 more innings 

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Didn’t mean to, but damn If that wasn’t a great pitch.

Can the pitcher bat for Altuve?

Worst game Altuve has ever played. These ABs are embarrassing 

Not being able to watch the great CFB games today while watching this would have made this even more excruciating 

It’s their first playoff game in 21 years! I’m sure they’ll savor it.
1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Didn’t mean to, but damn If that wasn’t a great pitch.

He missed his spot by 5', the Astros have no idea what the fuck is going on right now.

Altuve should hit the showers. I'm sure a replacement can be found.

This is the game that doesn't end

Yes, it goes on and on, my friends

Seattle started playing it not knowing what it was

And they′ll continue playing it forever just because

This is the game that doesn't end

Yes, it goes on and on, my friends

The Astros started playing it not knowing what it was

And they′ll continue playing it forever just because

This is the game that doesn't end

Yes, it goes on and on, my friends

Seattle started playing it not knowing what it was

And they′ll continue playing it forever just because

This is the game that doesn't end

Yes, it goes on and on, my friends

The Astros started playing it not knowing what it was

And they′ll continue playing it forever just because...

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1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

This game regarded now. Haha 

It was that somewhere around the 8th inning. 

These 5-6 pitch innings are pathetic. Batters have lost even basic fundamentals.

If Dusty isn't gonna chew them out and fire them up maybe JV can. Our pitchers are doing all they can, but they need help, they can't stare walk off possibilities in the face forever.

Altuve is 0-8. Just in this game.

What's wrong with that man?

Whether it's lack of playing time or just a slump, Vazquez isn't an offensive upgrade over machete.  Hard as it is to believe 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Altuve is 0-8. Just in this game.

What's wrong with that man?

5 days off fucked him

I left the UT game / parking garage at 330...watched this game on cell while in traffic.  Got home. Eat dinner. Still watching. I meant to shower but can't move from the couch until this ends. 
 

Fukin Rodriguez killed our only rally. F that guy and I need to shower. 
 

Just now, Rimbo said:

Altuve is 0-8. Just in this game.

What's wrong with that man?

He will make up for it at some point

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Altuve is 0-8. Just in this game.

What's wrong with that man?

Slumping’ ain’t easy.

He needs a bucket of KFC and Joboo. hard.

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