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6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So I guess they are going Severino game 2? 

I would have to think so. Nothing else makes sense for them does it? 

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7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I would have to think so. Nothing else makes sense for them does it? 

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Taillon ain't starting twice once he gets bombed on tonight
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:
13 minutes ago, Pimphand said:
Taillon
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Taillon ain't starting twice once he gets bombed on tonight

Who else do they have? German? Has he even pitched in a month?

I'm not scared of the Yanks considering the way the Astros outplayed them all year, but I am nervous af about the offensive funk and the anything-can-happen nature of playoff baseball. 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

I'm not scared of the Yanks considering the way the Astros outplayed them all year, but I am nervous af about the offensive funk and the anything-can-happen nature of playoff baseball. 

I'm actually excited to play the Jankees primarily because Altuve is 0-16 with a walk in the postseason so far.  If there was any squad on the planet who will bring him back to life it's the Jankees.

17 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I'm not scared of the Yanks considering the way the Astros outplayed them all year, but I am nervous af about the offensive funk and the anything-can-happen nature of playoff baseball. 

yep

because BASEBALL

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Roster was due 12 minutes ago. Where is it? 

DQ due to late submission.  Fire Click.

36 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Who else do they have? German? Has he even pitched in a month?

Maybe Montas is ready to come off the IL? No idea. 

12 hours ago, Scraps said:

Martinez on Meyers off

Just as long as martinez doesn’t come in in the Bronx in the bottom of the 9th to face Judge

already lost that battle once

41 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I'm not scared of the Yanks considering the way the Astros outplayed them all year, but I am nervous af about the offensive funk and the anything-can-happen nature of playoff baseball. 

This is exactly where I’m at and said way better than how I tried to communicate it to a buddy last night 

Anyone know the particulars of NYY arriving in Houston last night and what time they got to the team hotel? How long did the clubhouse celebration last?

Anyone know the particulars of NYY arriving in Houston last night and what time they got to the team hotel? How long did the clubhouse celebration last?


 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Anyone know the particulars of NYY arriving in Houston last night and what time they got to the team hotel? How long did the clubhouse celebration last?

As a gesture of goodwill, the Astros had Neris send over his hangover cure, so they will unfortunately be at full strength by tonight.

Anyone remember how JV did last time he faced a team coming off a celebration the night before?

We kinda have to win tonight, don’t we?

They’re throwing taillon. We’re throwing the Cy young award winner.
They arrived at 1:10am last night.
We been sleeping in our own beds for 3 nights…


 

 

We’re going to lose, aren’t we.

Just now, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Were they able to get into their hotel or did they they have to split them up due to overbooking?

Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh
Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh

Hello, is this the room of Ap-ple-white?
Please do not think that you will sleep to-night
I got your number off the In-ter-net
I have a feeling your stomach is up-set

So good luck to back up QB Chris Simms
How do want your cereal in the morn? (with no milk!)
And goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns
We're gonna call you all till--

Ring-a-ring-a-ring
Ring-a-ring-a-room
Tough Luck, This Sucks, Smoke a Bowl with Toombs!

Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh
Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh

Hello, is this the room of Coach Mack Brown?
I bet you're dreaming about Ran-dy-Mc-Cown
I hope you enjoyed your stay at Ramada Inn
And here's hoping that you come a-gain

The Eyes of Texas must not get their rest
so that the Horns will not play well (play like Hell!)
So, goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns
We're gonna call you all till--

Ring-a-ring-a-ring
Ring-a-ring-again
Rough Stuff, Real Tough, We're Ramada Inn!

Call all the Longhorns
Call all the Longhorns
Call all the Longhorns
YAWN! Ay!

The Longhorns are not sleeping
The Longhorns are not sleeping
The Longhorns are not sleeping
YAWN! Ayyyyyy!

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

 

As a gesture of goodwill, the Astros had Neris send over his hangover cure, so they will unfortunately be at full strength by tonight.

Those pussies aren’t man enough to eat a huge bowl of menudo

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

We kinda have to win tonight, don’t we?

They’re throwing taillon. We’re throwing the Cy young award winner.
They arrived at 1:10am last night.
We been sleeping in our own beds for 3 nights…


 

 

We’re going to lose, aren’t we.

The rust factor is a very real concern in my head. 

11 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

The rust factor is a very real concern in my head. 

Almost always the layoff thing goes the wrong direction in MLB more than any other sport.  We lost game 1 in 2019 and then went on to win the next 3.  Obviously we had Cole back then and now they do.

16 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

The rust factor is a very real concern in my head. 

I would normally agree, having only played 3 games in 13 days. However, facing Taillon tonight is the Rustoleum that the team needs. 

16 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

The rust factor is a very real concern in my head. 

That why game 1 will be very important.. Maybe we kick off the rust against Tallion and sneak away with the victory.. Or the odds are in our favor because we only scored 1 run in our last 18 innings and water will find its level. 

 

 

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Altuve just needs that first hit, then he is going to start mashing. 

No time like the first pitch…

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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no marwin 

Montas on the roster.... hmmm.  And DJLM still a no go.

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

I'm not scared of the Yanks considering the way the Astros outplayed them all year, but I am nervous af about the offensive funk and the anything-can-happen nature of playoff baseball. 

Very much this.

If we played this series 20 times, I think we'd win 13 or 14 of them.

But we only get to play it once.  

We really need JV to shut them down tonight and turn up the pressure.

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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no marwin 

ALDS out
Marwin Gonzalez
Aaron Hicks
Lucas Luetge

ALCS in
Oswald Peraza
Frankie Montas
Greg Weissert

Seth in, Jake out. I’m gruntled and Wulaw will be ecstatic 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

mancini better fucking do something positive this series 

It’s like betting on black for 26 rolls on the wheel and you lose everytime but you keep betting it because you know it’s gonna hit any roll now…

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

It’s like betting on black for 26 rolls on the wheel and you lose everytime but you keep betting it because you know it’s gonna hit any roll now…

Well Mancini is #26 so this is probably something he would do

This pitching staff fucks. There’s not one guy that I don’t have confidence in. 

Pitchers:(13)
-Verlander
-Valdez
-McCullers Jr
-Javier
-Garcia
-Urquidy
-Stanek
-Pressly
-Neris
-Brown
-Abreu
-Montero
-Martinez

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

We kinda have to win tonight, don’t we?

They’re throwing taillon. We’re throwing the Cy young award winner.
They arrived at 1:10am last night.
We been sleeping in our own beds for 3 nights…


 

 

We’re going to lose, aren’t we.

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11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Seth in, Jake out. I’m gruntled and Wulaw will be ecstatic 

I still spy Dubon and you know that causes him to melt haha.

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Well Mancini is #26 so this is probably something he would do

Well that number came randomly to me even though I know he is 26 so I feel the stars are aligning. MVP Mancini. Show me a loss.

So I guess Chas is the regular CF now? Surely we aren’t starting Dubon in the ALCS.

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

 

So I guess Chas is the regular CF now? Surely we aren’t starting Dubon in the ALCS.

One would hope, but JV is on the mound tonight….

 

I think we can all agree the only time we want to see Dubon is catching final outs in 18 inning marathons. (Or better yet not even that and instead in the background slamming buds after the series for doing absolutely nothing)

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Well that number came randomly to me even though I know he is 26 so I feel the stars are aligning. MVP Mancini. Show me a loss.

So I guess Chas is the regular CF now? Surely we aren’t starting Dubon in the ALCS.


He’s going to show up 

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