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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I hope the whole Bronx is crying and breaking shit right now.

How about all New York City.  H- Town!

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6 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Does anyone have an explanation for Diaz getting playoff at bats as a starter? I can understand off the bench if needed.

Somebody has to DH. There’s not a lot of options. Him or Mancini.

9 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I would normally agree but will bat through the lineup this inning. it's just going to be too long of a delay to throw him back out there.

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Next game, Altuve has to drop down the batting order, Pena would have scored at least once if he was batting lead off tonight. They had to do this with Bregman a few years ago when he went ice cold for a few games.

1 minute ago, formermav43 said:

Somebody has to DH. There’s not a lot of options. Him or Mancini.

Could go with Hensley. I’d rather mix and match Diaz and Mancini but I have liked what I saw in 49 AB’s for Hensley so far. Yikes. Dh- a hitters position. 

At this point we might as well see if we can get 11 wins with our future hall of famer going hitless from the leadoff spot for the entire playoffs 

All these Jesus ads.  You know who else wept?  Jeffery Dahmer.  He gets us.  Shut the fuck up.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

At Sutton Bar Room (look it up) in my Verlander jersey with two Houstonians next to me.  

I hope they’re facing opposite directions.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Could go with Hensley. I’d rather mix and match Diaz and Mancini but I have liked what I saw in 49 AB’s for Hensley so far. Yikes. Dh- a hitters position. 

Isn't Hensley also on the bench for utility? I guess Diaz brings similar utility though so it's like for like.

Just now, runthebone said:

Are you kidding?  Altuve actually laid off two sliders.  I'm pumped.

He's getting close

NY's power often shows up late...and we just can't let that happen. Shut. Them. Down. 

Let's go Neris.

 

Be lethal.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

He's getting close

Mighty Mouse will return

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

All these Jesus ads.  You know who else wept?  Jeffery Dahmer.  He gets us.  Shut the fuck up.

If it makes you feel better, he got angry too.

Pretty awesome JV had 11K and Yanks had 0 until that Tuve K. Fukin Tuve

Next game, Altuve has to drop down the batting order, Pena would have scored at least once if he was batting lead off tonight. They had to do this with Bregman a few years ago when he went ice cold for a few games.

Counterpoint: we let him work it out and win the WS MVP a la 2017 Springer.
Just now, utxmike05 said:

Pretty awesome JV had 11K and Yanks had 0 until that Tuve K. Fukin Tuve

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Whoa! A pop fly to shallow left and 3 guys don't manage to run into each other like a bunch of crash test dummies! This is what separates the Astros from the rest of the the playoff teams.

Just play good baseball from here on out.

Good job Neris.  1-2-3 due up in the 8th.  Abreu or Montero?

That was kinda all gas and no brakes by Neris.

Give Neris another?

Was Abreu up just in case Neris got in trouble? I thought it would be Montero in the 8th

Altuve is waiting for Yankee Stadium to break out

Just now, rvm96 said:

Was Abreu up just in case Neris got in trouble? I thought it would be Montero in the 8th

Yeah maybe.  I'd be cool with either for the 8th.

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Mighty Mouse will return

Bring in a chicken...

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Just now, dr99 said:

Altuve is waiting for Yankee Stadium to break out

"Fuck Altuve" chants are like his yellow sun.

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Give Neris another?

No way. If you were going to do anything different from normal it would be going with Presley in the 8th imo. 

Missed there but caught him guessing.

His pitches look faster than the mph.

They have the look like they catch a second gear as they approach the plate.

9 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

At Sutton Bar Room (look it up) in my Verlander jersey with two Houstonians next to me.  

Make sure your back's not to the door. 

Fuck yeah, rook!!!

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