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Maldonado is a fucking genius 

Holy shit, what a pair of pitches.  Sit your roidy ass down!

Loaisiga still in

time to put Hensley at 2B.   Alvarez to LF.  Vasquez DH, need his very good bat especially - not Diaz, Mancini, Chas or any other lamey. 
Go eat taco bell and shit yourself

At least the ump is consistent with that low strike. Saved Abreu an extra AB.

Damn though, 99 on the black. Stanton was hoping and praying it was another slider.

Edited by HtownHorn

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Maldonado is a fucking genius 

Quoting myself 

that’s at least the second 3-0 count by the Yankees that resulted in a SO by my count.

Great job.

I almost just thought he’d call for the intentional walk after going 3-0. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I say gotdamn.

Maybe score a run?

Really be a nice time for Alvarez to get unfucked 

Fucking Ted and Abreu.  Heroic sonsabitches.  

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Who’s got the 9th?

Stank

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Fucking Ted and Abreu.  Heroic sonsabitches.  

Stank

Nm

Edited by TonyTexas

Just now, elfenix said:

Haha Stanton ducks

the mighty ducks GIF

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Fucking Ted and Abreu.  Heroic sonsabitches.  

Stank

Nope. It’s Pressly

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Fans need to chill the f*** out with reaching over. 

Dude people have been reaching over the fence for baseballs since before Jesus was born. It ain’t ever stopping. 

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Nope. It’s Pressly

I don’t get it.  Let the mullet fly.   

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t get it.  Let the mullet fly.   

Trust Dusty. He’s money managing the pitching staff in the playoffs 

Edited by TonyTexas

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Yordan vs Analytics

Hmmmmm

Boone’s gonna fuck around and watch Bregman hit a two run homer.

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Yordan vs Analytics

Hmmmmm

And Yordan hits more than 20 points higher against lefties.  Lower home run rate, but still. 

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

Dude people have been reaching over the fence for baseballs since before Jesus was born. It ain’t ever stopping. 

Our fans have been excellent about staying back where they belong ever since ‘18 ALCS

Pressly’s gonna get it done.  I just love me some Stank and want to see him get some.  

Rizzo 0-4

donaldson 4-12

torres 2-6 

against Pressly.

 

hold on to your butts 

 

 

stanek Vs those 3:

0-1

2-6

1-4

 

Edited by UTexasFight

keith hernandez seems like a bitch

The only Wandy worth a shit is Wandy Rodriguez. Fight me!

Hey look, an inconclusive replay goes against the Astros.

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