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Yes, nothing like a huge playoff win to bring us all together

 

No one is fucking changing the batting order.  Javier or LMJ, we are getting it done game 3.

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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Cooters!! Classic t-shirt from 86,

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Don't give a shit. I do think it's hilarious you fucking save posts. Says you are a fucking retard.

There's something called a search feature on the website

2-0!!
 
Wake the fuck up, offense.  Did what we needed.

No. I heard on TBS it’s the Yankees offense that needs to wake up
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Astros record in 2022 playoffs: 5-0

Run differential: +7

 

It is interesting the thing you fear the most as an astro fan (one swing by the Yankees with runners on) is what beat them tonight 

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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Exactly.

Me listening to TBS announcer:

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Just now, cabowabo said:

Correa was made for TV. Lulz. 

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Man I love playoff baseball.  I don’t do any drugs, so this is my annual fix. 

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

30 Ks in 18 innings so far.

Oh my

This game was ass clenching. Thank god for an off day 

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Thanks to Manfred for opening the roof and keeping Judge’s ball in the park. 

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

There's something called a search feature on the website

Right. It's still fucking hilarious you are looking up month's old posts. Enjoy the win you fucking clown.

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Correa on pre and post game. 

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10 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

The Astros face Gerrit Cole in Game 3. Who should the Astros send to the mound and why?

It won’t matter:

 

The fact that Manfred’s decision ended up fucking the Yanks gives me an automatic 6 to Midnight

Our offense is cold like last year, but the pitching is much better.  Fortunately, we survived the defensive lapse today--I hope we got it out of our system.

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Just now, runthebone said:

Our offense is cold like last year, but the pitching is much better.  Fortunately, we survived the defensive lapse today--I hope we got it out of our system.

The Astros have more postseason wins (5) than playoff hits with runners in scoring position (4). They are 4-for-32 with RISP in the playoffs. 

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Right. It's still fucking hilarious you are looking up month's old posts. Enjoy the win you fucking clown.

At least I know who is a good closer

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

So much this.

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

He was never removed from the leadoff spot. He struggled in the ALCS and was WS MVP.

 

11 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

No, they DIDN’T move him from lead off. And that faith in him was rewarded.

I remember him being stone cold in the ALCS and then winning WS MVP.  I swore one game he wasn’t in the lead off, but that was 5 years ago.

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"I REALLY LOVE JOSE ALTUVE! DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!"

 

I think that’s why the ump called him safe. He knew he missed the balk and that was a makeup call.

Random thought….Interesting that their rotation this series is the exact same as our 4 game set in the Bronx

 

hopefully this time we get a sweep like we had an opportunity to do back in June before blowing it in the 9th twice 

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And another random thought -- fuck the Yankees.

29 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Man I love playoff baseball.  I don’t do any drugs, so this is my annual fix. 

I don’t want to sound like I’m encouraging drug use, but you should try drugs. They’ve got some pretty good ones these days.

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7 minutes ago, Hate said:


I think that’s why the ump called him safe. He knew he missed the balk and that was a makeup call.


Never mind.  I misunderstood your comment.

 

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On 10/19/2022 at 10:04 PM, UTexasFight said:

Can’t sweep if you don’t win the first game 

Can’t sweep if you don’t win the first two games 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

you suck at this job Aaron.

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Ball don't lie

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I dunno, maybe hit more than one ball hard all night, tho?

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

10000000% fuck bob costas

He sucks but he sucks for reasons that aren’t the usual reasons. Most guys that suck are idiots or don’t know how to talk

Costas just seems like a guy that has lived in a self licking ice cream cone bubble for a couple decades and has become completely unrelatable 

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

He sucks but he sucks for reasons that aren’t the usual reasons. Most guys that suck are idiots or don’t know how to talk

Costas just seems like a guy that has lived in a self licking ice cream cone bubble for a couple decades and has become completely unrelatable 

 

he went on a rant on 'yankees suck' chant being obscene 

 

Top story on espn.com right now is that Christian McCaffrey is being traded...

Buncha butthurt bitches up in Bristol, lulz...

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

he went on a rant on 'yankees suck' chant being obscene 

Exactly

thus the “completely unrelatable” comment.

no one thinks that’s obscene except 80 year old baseball broadcasters …any maybe ou fans 

 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he went on a rant on 'yankees suck' chant being obscene 

 

Launch angles how do they work?

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Top story on espn.com right now is that Christian McCaffrey is being traded...

Bucha butthurt bitches up in Bristol, lulz...

Or Astros beating the Yankees is not very newsworthy anymore 

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

I thought he was bringing his energy to MMP. 

Costas's face is 75% plastic.  Fuck him for always trying to work in trivia to show how smart he is.

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