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Man the Yankees seem done 

what a culture of whiney obnoxious bitches. Like the rich kids for the past century of baseball that all of the sudden aren’t getting their way over the past decade.

 

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Maybe NY should try hitting balls where our guys do. It's not complicated. 

What's up with Brian Anderson (I think) talking about 'if the Yanks do this, they win' or 'if they do that, they win.' Was there another team playing?!?

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flyout by Aaron Judge would have been an out in 29/30 MLB ballparks, according to Statcast.

The one ballpark where it would have been a home run: Yankee Stadium.

What’s the actual deal with the roof being open? I’ve been to I think one game where it was open, even with great weather outside. At the beginning of the broadcast they mentioned something with COH and taxpayers saying roof needs to be open when temp/humidity is below a certain amount, but Yankees seem to be going in on it being a conspiracy set by the MLB.

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I thought he was bringing his energy to MMP. 

Yeah his energy is lethargic shithead hahahah we thank him for his contribution.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

flyout by Aaron Judge would have been an out in 29/30 MLB ballparks, according to Statcast.

The one ballpark where it would have been a home run: Yankee Stadium.

Would it Dong says 2. Idk if they’re counting ours even though it probably would have hit the top of the wall if tucker wasn’t there. Either way, Astros 3. Yankees 2

 

 

 

 

and Breg’s:

 

 

 

yordan playing LF the rest of the series

astros telling season ticket holders going to NY - do not wear astros gear, very hostile crowds. radio is saying the same. 

 

 

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Would it Dong says 2. Idk if they’re counting ours even though it probably would have hit the top of the wall if tucker wasn’t there. Either way, Astros 3. Yankees 2

 

 

 

 

and Breg’s:

 

 

 

 

As I said earlier launch angles how do they work?

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

yordan playing LF the rest of the series

astros telling season ticket holders going to NY - do not wear astros gear, very hostile crowds. radio is saying the same. 

Fuck that shit in it's face if you are too big of a pussy to not wear your stros gear in the Bronx just don't go.

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

As I said earlier launch angles how do they work?

Fuck that shit in it's face if you are too big of a pussy to not wear your stros gear in the Bronx just don't go.

Just make sure you take Snake Pliskin with you 

 

 

Probably too early to think about this but based on these numbers, will be surprising if it’s not the same lineup as tonight on Saturday against cole

 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

As I said earlier launch angles how do they work?

Fuck that shit in it's face if you are too big of a pussy to not wear your stros gear in the Bronx just don't go.

You obviously haven’t been to the Bronx. It isn’t The Woodlands

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You obviously haven’t been to the Bronx. It isn’t The Woodlands

No fuckstick I have been to the bronx many times 

Tuve hit 2 balls on the screws, other team just made great plays. That's how baseball works. 

I still think he needs to drop a drag to get him back on track

Shit dont be a poosi and go to Stans pre ans post game that place is badass

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Tuve hit 2 balls on the screws, other team just made great plays. That's how baseball works. 

I still think he needs to drop a drag to get him back on track

 

he needs your wife to call into 790 tomorrow and talk about his big D energy 

5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Shit dont be a poosi and go to Stans pre ans post game that place is badass

What is Stan’s?

What’s the actual deal with the roof being open? I’ve been to I think one game where it was open, even with great weather outside. At the beginning of the broadcast they mentioned something with COH and taxpayers saying roof needs to be open when temp/humidity is below a certain amount, but Yankees seem to be going in on it being a conspiracy set by the MLB.

Yeah, MLB is conspiring to keep the Yankees out of the World Series. Say that out loud to yourself and then imagine a world where this is true. Fuck the Yankees!! The roof was open as it should have been last night as well. I have a sunroof that has been open the last several days. Why you may ask? Because the weather has been fucking perfect!! If the weather is fucking perfect then the roof should be open.
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he needs your wife to call into 790 tomorrow and talk about his big D energy 

At this point, might be LTE, low T energy. But, I'm willing to sacrifice her. 

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

What is Stan’s?

Bar across Yankee stadium, known to be a natural gathering location for a buncha local fuckbois

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Houston - 2

We Want Houston - 0

8 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

First playoff win with the roof open, right?

Won game 2 against the Braves last year

 

Now 2-5 overall 

Fuck that shit in it's face if you are too big of a pussy to not wear your stros gear in the Bronx just don't go.

Better fans than La. But not saying much

Altuve will be jeered by the dumb monkeys in the Bronx, and he’ll turn into 2017 Springer.

You obviously haven’t been to the Bronx. It isn’t The Woodlands

More than you probably dipshit
43 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

At this point, might be LTE, low T energy. But, I'm willing to sacrifice her. 

Do we even have an active volcano nearby??

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

The Astros face Gerrit Cole in Game 3. Who should the Astros send to the mound and why?

Javier without question. He baffles the Yankee lineup and a win vs Cole will leave them really pressing against Lance gm 4 when we get the sweep.

By the way, none of this stressful losing 3 in a row 2017 bullshit.  Finish it off there, in the aforementioned Bronx that so many of us have apparently spent time in.

All of the Yankees bullshit talk about the roof being open perplexes me.  They play in a stadium that doesn't have a fucking roof.  They should be used to winds and other conditions affecting the ball.

22 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i love this team

They’re coasting to a World Series. Dusty is going to get his first

5 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said:

All of the Yankees bullshit talk about the roof being open perplexes me.  They play in a stadium that doesn't have a fucking roof.  They should be used to winds and other conditions affecting the ball.

Don’t be perplexed. They’re Yankees.

29 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said:

All of the Yankees bullshit talk about the roof being open perplexes me.  They play in a stadium that doesn't have a fucking roof.  They should be used to winds and other conditions affecting the ball.

forget it jake its chinatown GIF

16 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

What a bitch


take the loss like a man 

1 hour ago, Mez2 said:

Tuve hit 2 balls on the screws, other team just made great plays. That's how baseball works. 

I still think he needs to drop a drag to get him back on track

He needs a slumpbuster. Anyone seen Listeater lately? Or maybe South Austin's Mom?

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

What is Stan’s?

Kick ass bar that used to be across the street from old Yankee stadium.

6 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I think Pena bat lead off going forward until when/if Altuve gets out of his funk

For the 100th time already, we’re 1,000,296 - 2 when Peña bats second.  HE’S NOT MOVING.

Just imagine all the dumbass batting order changes being posted on yankees boards.

10 hours ago, WBT said:

Lots of hard contact and not getting chases on the low curve

Framber ended up getting 16 swing and misses on the curve

51 minutes ago, WBT said:

Just imagine all the dumbass batting order changes being posted on yankees boards.

Have they proposed letting Torres and Donaldson wear Ruth and Gehrig’s jerseys in Game 3?

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Framber ended up getting 16 swing and misses on the curve

17 if you count Yuli's attempt to catch his throw to first.

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