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This could be the most important game of the year. Let’s get it !

Beating Cole in game 3 at Yankee Stadium would be the sweetest kill shot of all time

9 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

Beating Cole in game 3 at Yankee Stadium would be the sweetest kill shot of all time

Not kill shot, more like I'll bite your knees off shot.

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This could be the most important game of the year. Let’s get it !

Nah games 1 & 2 were both more important to Houston than this one.  This is however the absolute most important game of the year for the MFY.

11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This is however the absolute most important game of the year for the MFY.

INDUBITABLY. 

They lose this game and LMJ gets to shut down Yankee Stadium on Sunday.

1 hour ago, Saint Tacky said:

 Jose Altuve GIF by MLB

👍 YES WAY, JOSE! 👍

I hope he winds up with more hits than errors in the series. That would be nice.

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Honestly, I'd almost be happier with a double to right center.

Why?  Are you channeling your inner John Smoltz or something?

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That's a pretty impressive stat given that Yuli didn't play in the playoffs until he was 33.  I guess Tino started his career in the black hole of Seattle but still.  I guess conversely Pujols spent a decade of his career in the black hole that is the Angels so everyone has gaps.

Boone’s lost it. Stanton’s playing left field at Yankee Stadium for the 1st time in 3 years. Matt, Mr. 100% SO rate, Carpenter at DH. 

 

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Boone’s lost it. Stanton’s playing left field at Yankee Stadium for the 1st time in 3 years. Matt, Mr. 100% SO rate, Carpenter at DH. 

 

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Having Carpenter ahead of Bader is amazing.

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23 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

That's a pretty impressive stat given that Yuli didn't play in the playoffs until he was 33.  I guess Tino started his career in the black hole of Seattle but still.  I guess conversely Pujols spent a decade of his career in the black hole that is the Angels so everyone has gaps.


I’ve said it many times, and bregman said it this week … if yuli signs with the Astros at a young age, he’s pushing for HoF. He’s the definition of a baseball player. 
 

 

 

22 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Boone’s lost it. Stanton’s playing left field at Yankee Stadium for the 1st time in 3 years. Matt, Mr. 100% SO rate, Carpenter at DH. 

 


surly baseball expert - just throw anyone out in LF !

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23 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Boone’s lost it. Stanton’s playing left field at Yankee Stadium for the 1st time in 3 years. Matt, Mr. 100% SO rate, Carpenter at DH. 

 


50% lost it / 50% you have to change it up, you have nothing to lose at this point 

 

 

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Chas at 9 will be getting on for Altuve's breakout game

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31 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

That’s our best lineup. For the course of the season. We’ve obviously got guys not hitting right now but just true ability wise and numbers on the baseball card you can’t do better than that with this roster. 

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

50% lost it / 50% you have to change it up, you have nothing to lose at this point 

I’m going with 100% lost it because this quote makes zero sense. Bader is healthy enough to play center but not LF?

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Giancarlo Stanton is playing LF at Yankee Stadium for the first time since the 2019 ALCS. Aaron Boone acknowledged “it’s not the ideal alignment” but said he didn’t want to put Harrison Bader in LF, Aaron Judge CF and Stanton in RF so soon after Bader’s injury.

 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Boone’s lost it. Stanton’s playing left field at Yankee Stadium for the 1st time in 3 years. Matt, Mr. 100% SO rate, Carpenter at DH. 

 

i thought moving a hot bader to leadoff ahead of judge was a good move, but what do i know.

23 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s our best lineup. For the course of the season. We’ve obviously got guys not hitting right now but just true ability wise and numbers on the baseball card you can’t do better than that with this roster. 

Agreed and this is what we made the deadline moves for. Look at Josh Bell he sucked out loud for the Padres the entire regular season and then came up big in Game 2. Would be nice for Vazquez and Mancini to get some big hits.

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Is that a particularly good Hooters?  Asking for a friend.

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Is that a particularly good Hooters?  Asking for a friend.

 

yes, lot of HOT latina waitresses 

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+rep for Pasa get down Dena

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Hopefully Bob Costas doesn't see this offensive shirt

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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That’s a man ready to pitch his ass off. I like it.

5 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

That’s a man ready to pitch his ass off. I like it.

With that lunch, he’ll probably be shitting his ass off. 

Forecast still looks like rain Sun and Mon.  Karen Boone would be so upset with rain delays.

Game 3 haiku

Astros in New York
New Yorkers smell like da feet
Kick Cole’s sorry ass

 

Yankees or Sooners
They both eat a bag of dicks
Tears taste delicious

52 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Forecast still looks like rain Sun and Mon.  Karen Boone would be so upset with rain delays.

Forecast is better than it was Thursday and yesterday.  Monday night looks clear.  

 

Is Costas going to get his panties in a bunch about the language of the Yankees fans like he did when the Astros fans were saying, "Yankees Suck!"

I would rather listen to A-Rod than Costas.

If there is a game 6, we should definitely switch to chanting "Costas sucks."

Censors may bleep out the Costas, though.

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Poll: Which game will be on your primary TV?

Astros for me

An LCS game or a mid season conference game 

No brainer 

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Poll: Which game will be on your primary TV?

Astros for me

I have stopped watching college football again.  So Astros.  Not at the game this afternoon.  My plan is to go tomorrow/Monday depending on outcome of this one.

They keep talking about how the Yankees fans are not as loud.  Honestly, the game prices are fucking ridiculous.  They have probably priced out a shitload of fans.  

16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Poll: Which game will be on your primary TV?

Astros for me

I didn’t watch about 145 Astros games again this year to switch to college football now.  I will be wearing out the “back” button during commercial breaks though.

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