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  • Fuk Houston.

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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Has Cole gotten fat since he’s left Houston or is it me?

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If Yankee Stadium had a roof that probably wouldn’t be a homer, right Booney? Loser. 

Make fuckstick pitch and lets get into the shitpen

Jesus swing at two dogshit pitches then freeze on the strike.

13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz

 

Looks like Dwalin son of Thrain.

Just now, Pimphand said:

Jesus swing at two dogshit pitches then freeze on the strike.

I’m telling you.

Altuve may be closer than Yordan offensively right now

This ump.  2 strikes called balls by Javier already.

3 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

This ump.  2 strikes called balls by Javier already.

Robot ump can’t get here quick enough. 

Good lord this ump…….

That strike called a ball on Rizzo and the ball called a strike on Ted were not remotely borderline calls

It’s funny how when the HP umpire blows a call against the Astros, it’s not even mentioned. Total opposite when it’s against the Yankees. 

I know this is probably an off day topic but I find it intriguing. This, along with how the Espada/White Sox deal went down,  leads me to believe that we might get a managerial change this offseason. 

 

Don't see how these announcers can even talk while sucking on Coles balls.

Impressive take by mancini

need led to work the pitch count this innjng after the quick first 2 outs.

Good AB

Edited by UTexasFight

That was a strke.  Also, here they come again with the tying run bullshit.  These announcers are SO bad.  I hate to say it, but I might prefer Joe Buck.

These guys are not giving Javier credit for stuff he has done all season.  Fuckers

Lulz at the MFY fans stroking out over Carp's pop out.

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

These guys are not giving Javier credit for stuff he has done all season.  Fuckers

 

darling is a douche and all over cole's nuts

Just now, runthebone said:

Simultaneous Texas game

Meh.  

Tuve!

I put my Verlander jersey on.  You are welcome.

Edited by PenelopeWitherspoon

Lets get Pinche Cole to 90 pitches this inning at a minimum.

I’m really annoyed I can’t have an option to listen to Ford/Sparks, unless I want to be 3-4 pitches behind

MLb.TV doesn’t have a road radio option

The audio on MLB at bat app is 3-4 pitches behind the tv.

Streaming Sirius XM is behind

closest terrestrial radio option is 60 miles away and doesn’t have a strong enough signal to get to me.

#1stWorldBestPlayoffTeamProblems 

Edited by UTexasFight

I will be fine with Alvarez sucking in the ALCS if he will get hot in the World Series. Christ he is Jekyll and Hyde.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

I will be fine with Alvarez sucking in the ALCS if he will get hot in the World Series. Christ he is Jekyll and Hyde.

1 for 15 since the the go ahead homer in game 2 against mariners 

 

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