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Winker talking shit to ump then his mgr didn't even challenge for him lmao....fuck off twat boy

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Leon and Lee are shaking off their cold starts. If they keep up it up, they should be here at the end of May. Siri and Maldtro shouldn't be keeping them in the minors.

Good luck with that.  Maldonado is on the Ausmus deal.  Batting sub .100 doesn't affect his lifetime contract one bit.

Odorizzi is a good pitcher now?

Odorizzi is a good pitcher now?
Cautiously optimistic

Please deposit this into the crawford boxes

If Tucker was batting 5th, Yordan gets a better pitch and hits a hr !!!!

Just now, Scraps said:

Ump raped us for a run...cool cool

That was a good three inches above the zone.  

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If Tucker was batting 5th, Yordan gets a better pitch and hits a hr !!!!

Finally. This guy gets it. 

Every run we score is like a beautiful, precious child to be appreciated for being so special and rare.

1 hour ago, dr99 said:

Tucker should be batting 5th 2nd

 

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Single, error? Go fuck yourself


that was dumb 

gotdamn, that was crushed

wow

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Every run we score is like a beautiful, precious child to be appreciated for being so special and rare.

That one was more like a kid beating the shit out of a pinata.

Damn, Machete finally hits one well and Toro does him like that?

He’s a lot bigger than I realized. 
He fucking crushed that, boom. 
Also lulz at Maldy trying to beat that out. I think @closetojumpingcoukd beat him in a backpedal. 

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So what has gotten into Odorizzi these last 2 starts?

Props to Odorizzi for back to back non suckage games

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Great start for Odo 

That’s two in a row.  Good to see he has a little grit in his gizzard.  

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

That’s two in a row.  Good to see he has a little grit in his gizzard.  


he’s here to eat up innings and be avg 

Come on stanek, don’t fuck this up 

Edited by tx 3 putt

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

So what has gotten into Odorizzi these last 2 starts?

He’s average to slightly below average. If you are going to be as dog shit as he was at the beginning of the year you are due a couple like this later on to get to average. 
I’d rather have my guy be average by going 6 and giving up 3 every game but this probably works out about the same W’s and L’s. 

Dwight Gooden was an Astro? I do not remember that. 

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