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Ok.  Wouldn’t have scored on that, so not tagging is forgiven.  

Sounds the Yankees need an injury replacement for their pitcher. Where have we seen this story before?

The Yuli!!  f yo shift!

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Why are you still on 2nd, Yordan?

IDMAS

6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Peralta is a good looking man. 

My wife, who is very sweet and does not normally comment on these type of things, just said “oh my, that man is ugly.”

Yeah Darling. We want to hear about Rizzo right now. Fucking douche waffle

Slacking...we let them keep the lead a whole 1.5 innings that time.

Yulli don't need no stinkin' analytics.  Bat-to-ball skills and base knocks still play.

Edited by TexArcher

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Lance needs to be on a short leash here. 

 

all curveballs 

Time for my nightly railing about the DH. I am beyond being over Mancini. He hasn't hit in three months. Diaz has been nearly as inept lately. It's a bad joke not to give Hensley a real shot. 

Need a shutout inning. Fuck. Dinking the ball all over the field.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Time for my nightly railing about the DH. I am beyond being over Mancini. He hasn't hit in three months. Diaz has been nearly as inept lately. It's a bad joke not to give Hensley a real shot. 

or even Vaschete who is a solid bat. 

I think LMJ needs the work. Leave him in. It’s not impossible that he’s needed twice more before it’s all over.

I liked Dusty's honesty about if he knew Pena would perform this well.

Very upfront and direct in his interviews.  Refreshing.

1 minute ago, slorch said:

I liked Dusty's honesty about if he knew Pena would perform this well.

Very upfront and direct in his interviews.  Refreshing.

 

what he say, i missed it

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Gotta give Blue credit on that one. Wow

 

hell of a baseball move by torres, he was out 

Donaldson should have been rung up on the previous pitch and still acts like a bitch

Edited by WBT

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

long ass game and not even through 3.  Will this go 5 hours? 

I had to double take

holy shit, it really is just the third 

 

it’ll speed up after we’re up 10-4 in the 5th.

Edited by UTexasFight

Fucking finally. This HPU has fucked us for like 5 pitches already, bout time we get a call 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

what he say, i missed it

paraphrasing, she asked if he knew Pena would do this well; and he basically said, 'hell no; but that Pena flashed the ability and kept working and put himself in the position to deliver.'

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Donaldson should have been rung up on the previous pick and still acts like a bitch

This is redundant…”Donaldson” and “acts like a bitch”

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Hangers and balls in the dirt.  Bimodal

This is McCullers until he finds his release point.

Nice job Lance

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