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1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Dwight Gooden was an Astro? I do not remember that. 

Gooden began the 2000 season with two sub-par stints with the Houston Astros and Tampa Bay Devil Rays but found himself back with the Yankees mid-season.

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So Click was reallllly trading for Montero not crybaby bitchboy Graveman

Nice trade sir lol

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

A good win.

solid shit from Odo and a couple of blasts, good W

You had better start applying for the loan that you will need to attend every single playoff game.  And maybe consult with a divorce attorney just in case.

if i'm remembering it right, he had an early stretch last year of shitty starts, heard it from the fans and the media, beat himself up over it in a couple interviews, then had a little bounceback.

if he requires boos to get his shit right, i don't think it'll be a problem.

i'll be happy to boo his ass, no homo

bend over and I'll show ya? 

Have tickets to the game on Saturday.  It's a bobblehead giveaway day.  How early would I have to get there to get them?

Got 2 sets of 2 tonight if anyone wants them (ask just that you actually- you know- go to the game and not sell them).  PM me and I will let you know when they are gone. 

 

7 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Have tickets to the game on Saturday.  It's a bobblehead giveaway day.  How early would I have to get there to get them?

I would get there within an hour of the gates opening.  They are a very popular promotion and Minute Maid will have a big crowd that day.  We are going in a couple weeks when the next one is.

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Planning to catch the day game tomorrow, someone remind me, where does the sun shine at MMP from 1-4?
First base line is usually in the sun.

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1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

First base line is usually in the sun.

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Thanks, thought so, just wanted to confirm before buying.

1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Have tickets to the game on Saturday.  It's a bobblehead giveaway day.  How early would I have to get there to get them?

When the gates open 

2 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Planning to catch the day game tomorrow, someone remind me, where does the sun shine at MMP from 1-4?


section 112, sit in the upper third. My new favorite seats 

2 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Planning to catch the day game tomorrow, someone remind me, where does the sun shine at MMP from 1-4?

On the roof

22 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Leon and Lee are shaking off their cold starts. If they keep up it up, they should be here at the end of May. Siri and Maldtro shouldn't be keeping them in the minors.

They need to give Leon more reps in the infield. He’s only played 3 games at SS this season. Barring injury, I don’t see him getting called up as an outfielder. 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

They need to give Leon more reps in the infield. He’s only played 3 games at SS this season. Barring injury, I don’t see him getting called up as an outfielder. 

Does Siri have options left?

I almost want to tweet "Hey Julia can you explain WAP to us horny fucks at home and do you have one right now? #TwitterTuesday"



21 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Dwight Gooden was an Astro? I do not remember that. 

Briefly 

How the fuck was that a ball....jesus christ

25 minutes ago, WBT said:

Does Siri have options left?

He’s never been optioned. His 1st trip to the show was last September and he stayed up for the remainder of the season. 

CB Bucknor. 
Yeah but that was impressive even by his standards

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8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

He’s never been optioned. His 1st trip to the show was last September and he stayed up for the remainder of the season. 

Yeah that's right.  I could see him going down if Leon hits enough to force their hand.

First baserunner of the game is a four pitch walk of the 8 hole who's hitting a buck thirty

Lol well at least Calls Balls Bucknor is consistently shitty

Tailor made 6-5-3 double play

Hammerin Yordan!

#hitthebuds

Pitch com seems easy to figure out. Steal a hat

#HatGate

Fucking send him if you aren't going to bunt Machete

Machete should be an autobunt with a runner on and no outs

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