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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Costas sounds depressed. Fuck Bob Costas. Hated on our championship Rockets teams too back in the day on NBA on NBC

Bruh the tears are delicious have a taste 

Did you know they cheated 6 years ago? Wow. Let's pull out this bat from Judge and beat this dead horse with it, it's the only way it will see a hit any time soon.

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

That is not in the rule book.

I'm a football guy but I've heard that my whole life. Maybe just playing beer league softball though lol

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23 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

So see y’all in the WS in a bit. 

Hey guys! WORLD FUCKIN SERIES!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I literally love this franchise. 

Crane's wife looks like she'd be wild in the sack.

Let's have sex!!!!!!

Good news, that fucking loser helobius promised he won't show up in our thread.

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Bob Costas thinks he is a lot smarter than he actually is.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

mvp should be yuli 

I'd vote for "the bullpen." All of it.

A one run lead is insurance with a bullpen this good.

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Costas sounds depressed. Fuck Bob Costas. Hated our championship Rockets teams too.

Bob doesn’t affect me at all. However, I am somewhat impressed he can still stay awake through 9 innings and still chew a Yankee dick ‘til the last miserable out.

That's fucking cool how the team was so happy for Pena.

What a great group of guys

Oh, Correas gotta be sad somewhere. Poor guy, ditched a 9 in hopes of bagging a 10 and got stuck with a 5.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

mvp should be yuli 

It's great having options/ multiple candidates.

14 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Bregman or Pena ALCS MVP?

Voting breakdown:

1. Pena

2. Bregman

3. The wind 

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On 4/4/2022 at 3:32 PM, Planet Houston said:

Bury me in the H. But until then, let’s win some more titles.

LFG. 

First post in the thread. I fucking love Lance McCullers Jr. 

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Oh, Correas gotta be sad somewhere. Poor guy, ditched a 9 in hopes of bagging a 10 and got stuck with a 5.

I mean, he'll be getting 10 figures a year.

Wonder if Bags or Dusty asked for the photo of them together...

kate should volunteer to do a rachel phelps like strip for each win.

good to see dusty so psyched.

Kate looks good in orange and blue.

Just now, runthebone said:

Sparky awaits.

he's about to get lit !!!!!!!!!

 

790 on iheart app

Why is Dusty wearing gloves? Is he about to roll out a smoker on home plate, pull out a perfectly smoked brisket and start serving people? Cause that would be an epic display of dominance.

Just now, Planet Houston said:

But where’s Angie?

like the Yankees, enjoying second place

12 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Costas sounds depressed. Fuck Bob Costas. Hated on our championship Rockets teams too back in the day on NBA on NBC

Michael is that your wife?

I was laughing at the Astros fan in the ski mask in the post game shots.

 

Somebody called in sick to work.  Lol

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