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Ford and Sparks are at their best in these situations. Ford is the perfect straight man to "Wet" Sparky.

astros team store is open for the next 24 hrs. world series gear is stocked 

1 minute ago, mbtex said:

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1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Ford and Sparks are at their best in these situations. Ford is the perfect straight man to "Wet" Sparky.

hmmm

LUIS GARCIA'S GOT A HAIRNET! HE LOOKS LIKE A CAFETERIA WORKER!

Luis Garcia has a hair net!  He looks like a cafeteria worker!

sparky is in rare form hahahaha

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Will Smith might actually make the WS roster with the Phillies left-handed hitters.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

sparky is in rare form hahahaha

"Are we live?"

This team just meets the challenge, game by game.  Love it.  4 more times, guys.

machete with the speech 

 

they asked for us, they got us, they got swept !!!!!!!!!!!

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Well that was worth staying up past my bedtime for.  Time to hear Sparky gettin' wet baybee.

Julia is getting wet!

MALDONADO SOUNDS LIKE HE SMOKES A PACK A DAY

Here come the network reporters with their blank questions.  HOW DID THAT FEEL?!

16 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I'm a football guy but I've heard that my whole life. Maybe just playing beer league softball though lol

As have we all.  However, the call is judgment, either OUT or SAFE.  There are no provisions in the rules for a tie.

The umpire calls what he sees.

"robert ford could do a lot of stuff where is robert ford i want to spray robert ford"

 

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I celebrate Verlander slamming bud lights on Yankee field with Kate Upton. I know @Steel Shank would give it a 10.0

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

How does Sparky go from sober to hammered in 20 minutes every time? 😂

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Hahahaha.

Robert Ford says he could manage with this bullpen.

Who could?

Robert Ford.

Oh, Robert Ford?  He probably could.

"i got in a fight with some canadiens up there in montreal"

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Dusty talking about getting hurt fighting Canadians in Montreal…shits getting weird

Those are some amazing broom dance moves

H‑E‑B Texas tough bags over cameras

noice

3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

How does Sparky go from sober to hammered in 20 minutes every time? 😂

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Jankees swept for the first time since 2012 when Verlander's Tigers turned the trick on them.

5 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

DOES MALDY SMOKE CHESTERFIELD OR MARLBORO?????

Camels with no filter.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hahahaha.

Robert Ford says he could manage with this bullpen.

Who could?

Robert Ford.

Oh, Robert Ford?  He probably could.

That was amazing.

I have to go to NY this week for work, anything I need to bring other than my Astros caps and a broom?

Hahahaha. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck their trash ass roofless stadium, the fans, the team, their coaches, their media etc.  fuck their subway, fuck the giants and jets, fuck their overrated street pizza, fuck their politicians, fuck their traffic. Basically fuck the entire state. Astros are your daddy. 

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