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#27906
1 minute ago, mbtex said:

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1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Ford and Sparks are at their best in these situations. Ford is the perfect straight man to "Wet" Sparky.

hmmm

#27915

machete with the speech 

 

they asked for us, they got us, they got swept !!!!!!!!!!!

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#27921

Here come the network reporters with their blank questions.  HOW DID THAT FEEL?!

#27926
16 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I'm a football guy but I've heard that my whole life. Maybe just playing beer league softball though lol

As have we all.  However, the call is judgment, either OUT or SAFE.  There are no provisions in the rules for a tie.

The umpire calls what he sees.

#27933
1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

How does Sparky go from sober to hammered in 20 minutes every time? 😂

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#27934

Hahahaha.

Robert Ford says he could manage with this bullpen.

Who could?

Robert Ford.

Oh, Robert Ford?  He probably could.

#27939
3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

How does Sparky go from sober to hammered in 20 minutes every time? 😂

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#27943
2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hahahaha.

Robert Ford says he could manage with this bullpen.

Who could?

Robert Ford.

Oh, Robert Ford?  He probably could.

That was amazing.

#27944

I have to go to NY this week for work, anything I need to bring other than my Astros caps and a broom?

#27950

Hahahaha. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck their trash ass roofless stadium, the fans, the team, their coaches, their media etc.  fuck their subway, fuck the giants and jets, fuck their overrated street pizza, fuck their politicians, fuck their traffic. Basically fuck the entire state. Astros are your daddy. 

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