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I was calling for a bunt (for a hit there). Son of a bitch he’s going bad. 

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tuve, show Justin V you really love him by not sucking ass at the plate

It’s literally mind blowing how bad he’s been this post season. Like I know he’s lost it a little but he hit .300 for the season. This drop off is just weird. 

106.8 mph for Altuve.  When he does hit a ball hard right now, he's mostly beating it into the ground.  And they haven't been finding holes.  Soon.

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

106.8 exit velocity for Altuve

Are they tracking how fast he’s running the dugout?

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

It’s way past time to drop him out of the lead off spot. Fucking ridiculous

Said that last series also. Bottom of lineup has gotten rallies going several times. And Tuve kills it. Just bunt or something shit. 

Wouldn't have hated a suicide squeeze there.

But he did scald that ball at least.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Jose Altuve is killing me

My friend shot a rooster last game against Yanks before Altuve got a couple hits. He told me last night he has another one on standby.

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

106.8 exit velocity for Altuve

Are they tracking how fast he’s running to the dugout?

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I was calling for a bunt (for a hit there). Son of a bitch he’s going bad. 

 

that was the perfect situation for a bunt 

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Altuve has had 3 hits this post season and I'm pretty sure he has hit into 3 (maybe 4) double plays

And none of them were exactly drilled. One infield hits. One dumped down the RF line. 

Two runs ain’t bad for that inning. None of the four hits outside of Tucker’s were hit well

That was not a continuation of Jose’s struggles.  He smoked it.  BABIP will win out.  

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

tuve, show Justin V you really love him by not sucking ass at the plate

Gosh, he’s become a terrible hitter. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

that was the perfect situation for a bunt 

Yep. And he’s not bad at bunting for a hit. Done it in much less obvious situations. 

That was not a continuation of Jose’s struggles.  He smoked it.  BABIP will win out.  

Fuck metrics at this point. Lol. It’s the eyeball test and he’s completely lost.

Baseball voodoo got Altuve.  He hit 0.300 with the 3-3 in his last regular season game then Dusty gave him the team's last regular season game off. Baseball gods did not take kindly and cast the Brady Bunch amulet curse on mighty mouse.  Nothing we can do about it til next season.  

1 minute ago, WBT said:

106.8 mph for Altuve.  When he does hit a ball hard right now, he's mostly beating it into the ground.  And they haven't been finding holes.  Soon.

He will next season when the shift is banned.

I wonder if next season the MLB will resemble the CFL with 2 guys doing running starts to time crossing the 2B-threshold with the pitch so they can still do their shifts.

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Are they tracking how fast he’s running the dugout?

 

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Are they tracking how fast he’s running to the dugout?

You could ask that again

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yep. And he’s not bad at bunting for a hit. Done it in much less obvious situations. 

 

happened quick, how was the defense set up ?

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

106.8 mph for Altuve.  When he does hit a ball hard right now, he's mostly beating it into the ground.  And they haven't been finding holes.  Soon.

Sounds like my dating life.

Hopefully we both start hitting holes soon.

Oh no Segura has more focus than ever before

Hello Phillie fans

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Marsh needs to wash his hair.

 

i gave him a buck before the game, he was sitting under 59

have to make Nola work here 

Phillies look like they are shitting their pants, we need to keep the pressure on

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

happened quick, how was the defense set up ?

Normal alignment. Double play depth. Not pinched in to protect against a bunt or anything. 

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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It's not dirty, it's Soul Glow

Yeah, but he ain't no "Sexual Chocolate."  Lulz.

Yordan is going to make a deposit in the Crawford boxes on an outside fastball.

Nola's grooved several pitches tonight.

More runs are coming.

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Mmmm hmmmm, here we go, boys...

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Big papi looking at the photog.... do you have food?  Lulz.

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