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2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Correct call, see #8 and 10:

https://www.mlb.com/groundrules/venue-2392

Batted ball in flight strikes yellow line on fence or top of railing in left-center field and rebounds onto the playing field: In Play.

I missed where it bounced back on to the field because I only caught the replay that was zoomed in.

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if the ball bounces back on to the field.  If it hits the line and goes in to the stands, it's a home run.

Kalas just said Altuve is on deck. C'mon man

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Just catching up. Was Altuve pulled for Goodrum?

Yes

I get nervous every time Yordan has to slide

7 runs scored and no HRs.  You don't see that much these days.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

7 runs scored and no HRs.  You don't see that much these days.

Good job jinxe !!!

He hasn't been real sharp the last few innings.  Probably not comfortable pitching with a big lead.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He hasn't been real sharp the last few innings.  Probably not comfortable pitching with a big lead.

Well that should have been a solo shot if the ump didn't squeeze him

6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Well that should have been a solo shot if the ump didn't squeeze him

Solo shots are what JV does best!

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He hasn't been real sharp the last few innings.  Probably not comfortable pitching with a big lead.

Unusual outing for him. Only 3 strikeouts. But his control was outstanding. 

The radio guys keep saying Altuve left with a sore right groin.  In case you were wondering which side.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

The radio guys keep saying Altuve left with a sore right groin.  In case you were wondering which side.

Which side might matter to Lance Armstrong, otherwise …

Finger has officially came off the panic button.    Even have love for Oddo right now. 

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6 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Maybe we should take up a collection for PH to go to all the games.  This will cover salary and insurance for the year.

6 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

4-0 achieved in the 2nd.  Am raising the goal to 16-0....

I’ll be going for 5-0 on Saturday. Venmo is @astroshaterscansuckmyballs

4 hours ago, WBT said:

The radio guys keep saying Altuve left with a sore right groin.  In case you were wondering which side.

If you pull your groin enough, it starts to feel good

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This opinion is 100% wrong and Boomer McTaggart should be forced to issue a retraction and apology to Lil Troy. 

 

1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

This opinion is 100% wrong and Boomer McTaggart should be forced to issue a retraction and apology to Lil Troy. 

 

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In Bregman's case it would be good because it would mean the succubus was gone.

Damn that was a great time yesterday. One year ago I was at the Hooks home opener, this year I was at an Astros game. 
 

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9 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

This opinion is 100% wrong and Boomer McTaggart should be forced to issue a retraction and apology to Lil Troy. 

 

As soon as Bregman came up in the 1st inning I got old man shake fist at cloud mad because I noticed the walk up song change and yes that song sucks ass.  

I even tried to contact my buddy who plays the music and see if he was working yesterday so that he could play some Tops Drop for me, but he was off since it was a day game. 

He never should have dropped I spent last night in the arms of a girl from Louisiana...bad karma.  His power had been down ever since.

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10 minutes ago, WBT said:

He never should have dropped I spent last night in the arms of a girl from Louisiana...bad karma.  His power had been down ever since.

If he continues to go 3/3 with a double 3 rbi, and 2 runs scored, he can walk up to Achy Breaky Heart, as far as I’m concerned,

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30 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

If he continues to go 3/3 with a double 3 rbi, and 2 runs scored, he can walk up to Achy Breaky Heart, as far as I’m concerned,

Then the ladies could line dance on top of the dugout, people could wear outrageous mullets with their Bregman jerseys- it could be a whole thing almost as cool as the frat guys wearing dreads for Ricky. 

45 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Then the ladies could line dance on top of the dugout, people could wear outrageous mullets with their Bregman jerseys- it could be a whole thing almost as cool as the frat guys wearing dreads for Ricky. 

not seeing the issue here. 

Guy 2 rows in front of me yesterday had a boss mullet 

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Well I saw some asshole throw up a white power sign during Flex Cam, so that’s great. 😔😠

7 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Well I saw some asshole throw up a white power sign during Flex Cam, so that’s great. 😔😠

Was it this guy?

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16 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Well I saw some asshole throw up a white power sign during Flex Cam, so that’s great. 😔😠

I’m glad I ignore that dumb stuff between innings 

36 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Well I saw some asshole throw up a white power sign during Flex Cam, so that’s great. 😔😠

What is the white power sign?

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m glad I ignore that dumb stuff between innings 

you ignore 98% of the game too cause you are too busy on tiktok 

4 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Imagine how it would weird people out if you walked up to "He Stopped Loving Her Today."

It’s be an awesome omen on the road towards home fans and the pitching staff.

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