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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Yeah. They would have called infield fly if he had tried it.

I stand corrected.

Im a dumb.

I thought he should have let it drop and see if the Phillies got stupid and tried to advance. Worth a shot but it was obviously an IF fly. 

2 minutes ago, wood said:

So, yeah ... who was the asshole sideline guy who jinxed JV during the Dusty interview? Everyone knows you don't fucking do that.

Verducci. I was screaming at the TV when that asshole did that.

Now the Phillies bullpen will of course be all unhittable because it’s the NL east and whoever makes it gets hot and plays over their head.

Them going to Alvarado in the 5th of Game 1 isn't the worst thing.  I think we're going to get to him and Dominguez due to overuse eventually.  Philly doesn't have much else out there.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Outright choke job 

This.

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Just now, royiv said:

Verducci. I was screaming at the TV when that asshole did that.

So were we. Next pitch, single, and everything went to shit for 2 solid innings. Unreal.

A duly earned 'no decision' for Justin Verlander even though it feels more like he lost the game.

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Outright choke job 

Choked on applesauce

Just now, UDontKnow said:

A duly earned 'no decision' for Justin Verlander even though it feels more like he lost the game.

Agreed. It's one thing to give up a 2-0 lead. But giving up 5-0 is a big swing in momentum. And the tides have changed.

Just now, utxmike05 said:

Agreed. It's one thing to give up a 2-0 lead. But giving up 5-0 is a big swing in momentum. And the tides have changed.

Eh ... they can change back.

The in-dugout interviews are stupid.  fucking fox.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

It is a pro-you know who (TFG) dark money group, so yeah.

What ad was it?

Just now, Macklemore said:

Abreu should have pitched last inning. Fuck you Dusty

This times 1,000

Abreu with the filthy gas ...

Just now, Macklemore said:

Abreu should have pitched last inning. Fuck you Dusty

And there is no reason not to bring him out for another.  But we know Dusty. 

Come on Astros, you have to be fired up after seeing Abreu come in and blaze the Phillies in rapid succession. Put some runs on the fucking board!

This is where the home crowd can really help. You busted your ass the whole season to win as many games as you did. Make it count now.

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Abreau's heat smokeshow is such a stark contrast from JV's lame 79mph breakers. 

Abreu throws a curveball also...

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Was that a pro Putin ad?

 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

It is a pro-you know who (TFG) dark money group, so yeah.

That’s the most gaslighting ad I’ve seen in a while.

Biden spends billions in Ukraine and not on us…. In a time of inflation supposedly cause by him spending too much.

Use stick photos of Blacks and call it Citizens for sanity….

There is no truth. Flood the zone. Throw shit at the wall. People are too dumb, busy, and / or lazy.

Is AI just pumping out political ads now?

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Abreau's heat smokeshow is such a stark contrast from JV's lame 79mph breakers. 

JV's meat pitches

Ok ok ok, in the spirit of Stros fandom unity… Focusness on the game! Despite stupid ass commercials. 

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

That’s the most gaslighting ad I’ve seen in a while.

Biden spends billions in Ukraine and not on us…. In a time of inflation supposedly cause by him spending too much.

Use stick photos of Blacks and call it Citizens for sanity….

There is no truth. Flood the zone. Throw shit at the wall. People are too dumb, busy, and / or lazy.

Is AI just pumping out political ads now?

Can we not have Greenspoint jinx and a fucking CR discussion break out in the ASTROS thread. Ok thanks bai

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Yuli just keeps not striking out and letting babip work for him

Just now, Macklemore said:

Can we not have Greenspoint jinx and a fucking CR discussion break out in the ASTROS thread. Ok thanks bai

LOL.  Truce called.

There we go!

Let's manufacture one the old fashioned way.

Yeah Yuli! Come on Trey. Do something good

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