Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

1 minute ago, YChang said:

Ok ok ok, in the spirit of Stros fandom unity… Focusness on the game! Despite stupid ass commercials. 

I’m not the one who CR’d the game.

it’s the ducking citizens for sanity.

your beef is with them not me.

  • Replies 35.5k
  • Views 1.6m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Fuk Houston.

  • We’reTexas
    We’reTexas

  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

Posted Images

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Nolan Ryan isn't in his seat.  

I really want Mancini to do something amazing. The guy has a great story.

I thought with his son leaving the organization Nolan didn't really sit there anymore

Oomph, just not in the cards for Trey since his initial start

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Can we not have Greenspoint jinx and a fucking CR discussion break out in the ASTROS thread. Ok thanks bai

That’s something only some fucking runs and good at bats will solve. 
Jesus. Let’s get some good swings going.

Could use some production from DH

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m not the one who CR’d the game.

it’s the ducking citizens for sanity.

your beef is with them not me.

Everybody freeze!  Everybody down on the ground!

I like Trey. Good teammate. But he is absolutely killing us with his ineptitude at the plate. 

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

I thought with his son leaving the organization Nolan didn't really sit there anymore

He has been there every home game in the playoffs that I have watched.

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Trade Trey back

 

 

Hell, I’d give him back. 

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Everybody freeze!  Everybody down on the ground!

 

Just now, Pimphand said:

 

This is good surly.

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He has been there every home game in the playoffs that I have watched.

Shows how much I pay attention to the spectators behind the plate lol

MCirmick bate plane through the zone is dogshit. 
Yikes

Nice job chazzy need a little machete magic here

Good job Chas.  Turned the line up over this inning.

Just now, cabowabo said:

That was a strike. 

Actually not?

Just now, TexArcher said:

Great job, Chas.

Random Machete home run time...

Season 2 Please GIF by Amazon Prime Video

Just now, Dnaguy said:

MCirmick bate plane through the zone is dogshit. 
Yikes

Late Night Wow GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

Dang, too bad Maldy is so slow

Well shit.  Nice play.

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

MCirmick bate plane through the zone is dogshit. 
Yikes

Frank The Tank I Remember My First Beer GIF by FirstAndMonday

Pretty sure I can army crawl faster than Maldy can run.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Machete is SO SLOW.

It's because he's fat.

Welp good thing we turned over the lineup for Altuve to give us an auto out next inning. Prove me wrong little man.

Surprised the xBA is only .170 for Machete

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Late Night Wow GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

Your not rung.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Not our night 

It's tied after 6 and we have the better bullpen and the advantage of batting last.

Suck it up and get on board for the big win.

Honestly I was not looking fwd to Tuve coming up that inning. Sad to say. 

I wanted Maldy to go yard and get all the RBIs bc Tuve wont. 

Swinging at that 2-0 pitch was dumb, the guy was missing the plate left and right, probably could have walked just standing there. 

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

In my very limited t-ball and softball days, I played 3rd and later 1st.  Scared to play catcher.

Don't like balls flying at your face?

That's gotta hurt your social life.

Not our night 
It's still tied and our pen has been good recently. Step away from that white flag my guy.
1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

Swinging at that 2-0 pitch was dumb, the guy was missing the plate left and right, probably could have walked just standing there. 

Yup. That was poor plate discipline. 

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Machete is SO SLOW.

spacer.png

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.