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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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14 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm drinking whiskey and smoking weed. 

Level up.

I'm onto Anna Pavlovas.  Vodka, egg white, lemon juice, vanilla, and simple syrup.

It was rough deciding what to drink.

 

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What a terrible at bat in that spot. Didn’t throw a single strike. I’ll take it!

And the lesson boys and girls is never throw Abreu for 2 innings.

Just now, Macklemore said:

Neris with fucking ballsy pitching there. Let’s fucking win this now!

Not to sound shitty, but that was 100% the batter fucking up and not the pitcher throwing good pitches.

sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.

Pitch bounces in front of plate. Fox announcer “That was an impressive take”. WTF?

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The bullpen guy I trust the least. Gulp. 

Honest question, you trust Will Smith more?

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I'm onto Anna Pavlovas.  Vodka, egg white, lemon juice, vanilla, and simple syrup.

It was rough deciding what to drink.

 

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That's a lot of work while watching a game!

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Not to sound shitty, but that was 100% the batter fucking up and not the pitcher throwing good pitches.

sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.

Mr. Positive. 

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I'm onto Anna Pavlovas.  Vodka, egg white, lemon juice, vanilla, and simple syrup.

It was rough deciding what to drink.

 

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8 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Is Dusty wearing rubber gloves to the mound?

COVID, then superstition lol

Always wears the black gloves

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Not to sound shitty, but that was 100% the batter fucking up and not the pitcher throwing good pitches.

sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.

 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Pitch bounces in front of plate. Fox announcer “That was an impressive take”. WTF?

See, part of the challenge of hitting is recognizing whether a pitch is a strike or not in the fraction of a second it takes to reach the plate

Just now, royiv said:

That's a lot of work while watching a game!

My TV is wall mounted and rotates.  It also slows me down, which is a good thing.

Just now, deadshank said:

Mr. Positive. 

Over It I Give Up GIF

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

In NYC?

Deer camp in Uvalde County.  
 

Much more interesting than Manhattan. 

Just now, Zeus said:

COVID, then superstition lol

Always wears the black gloves

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Big sticks coming up here with an extra half-inning in our pocket.

Let's.  Fucking.  Go.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Not to sound shitty, but that was 100% the batter fucking up and not the pitcher throwing good pitches.

sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.

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I honestly don’t know if we can win this series if Altuve is garbage again. 

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Not to sound shitty, but that was 100% the batter fucking up and not the pitcher throwing good pitches.

sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.

And then there’s making “bad” pitches look like good pitches or pitching to a hitter’s tendencies.   Pitching isn’t always about throwing a strike.       

Holy shit altuve what the fuck is going on

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I honestly don’t know if we can win this series if Altuve is garbage again. 

of course we can

Lol, I guess at least Jose is on the solid contact track now….

Need Altuve's defense (thanks Verlander!), otherwise he should be subbed out.

So many mid-inning pitching changes

How the hell does the bottom of the order put this guy on the ropes? Yet our top of order cant do shit. 

Thomson’s running out of bullets.  

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4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:


You’ve said this multiple times this post season and have been dead wrong. Time to admit Neris is alright.

You have to read that literally. That’s not me saying he sucks, that’s me saying I trust Presley, Stanek, Montero, Abreu and Brown more. 
With the bases loaded though it had to be him. You can’t go with Brown or Stanek bc they aren’t strike throwers. 

Astros top order making it easy for Phillies relievers.

Phillies going all in … in the 7th.

Ballsy.

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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Thompson’s running out of bullets.  

*Thomson

He's from the Jimy Williams school of managing

Just for comparison, after a shitty ALCS Springer went golden sombrero in Game 1 of the WS, before going on to win the MVP.

 

Altuve should be bunting every game until he starts hitting.

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2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Drop Tuve in the lineup. For the love of winning a WS

George Springer says “hi.”

Just now, David Dennison said:

How much longer do you let your worst hitter have the most ABs?

He's not our worst hitter.

5 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Honest question, you trust Will Smith more?

No. I don’t consider him part of the bullpen in the sense he’s only going to pitch in the lowest conceivable leverage situation possible. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

How much longer do you let your worst hitter have the most ABs?

Do you even Dusty Baker brah?!

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