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Their Game 3 starter is coming into the 7th inning of Game 1.  After 2019, this gimmicky shit isn't going to work again is it?

Jesus, Smoltz is a fucking beating. He's like another Joe Buck.

Man, to peek inside some of our batter’s head. Good Yordan woulda smashed that last pitch. 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol they are talking Suarez up like he’s the best closer in the history of baseball

All teams that play the stros are amazing…. According to all announcers

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol they are talking Suarez up like he’s the best closer in the history of baseball

Lol. 

Man. Swings at the bad pitch, but watches the one go down the middle. 

We’ve had one guy show up tonight. Otherwise, we’d be down 5 - 1. 

Just now, YChang said:

Man. Swings at the bad pitch, but watches the one go down the middle. 

He watched two down the middle FYI

We can’t waste a game when you have a guy hit two bombs in one game in the fucking World Series.

I'm getting tired of hoping for a clutch hit and for Tuve to wake up. "This is it right here, he's gona surprise everyone and go yard!" I keep lying to myself. 

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Their Game 3 starter is coming into the 7th inning of Game 1.  After 2019, this gimmicky shit isn't going to work again is it?

 

you go all out to win tonight. worry about tomorrow, tomorrow 

Edited by tx 3 putt

I feel like we’re tempting fate here. God we need a shutdown inning here and Bregs / tucker to start something.

I can feel it.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Everyone wants to hit a HR. Tired of this approach.

La Pina, Chas and Machete say hi

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Everyone wants to hit a HR. Tired of this approach.

I'm fine with that approach when we have a power hitter at the plate with 2 outs. 

17 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Oh that voice... 

I'm picturing sexy in a negligee..

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Edited by LTtxfan

Just now, StruggleBus said:

I’m gonna need some cocaine if the goes extra innings 

Start with a red bull.

it’s game 1 man.

LET'S FUCKING GO ASTROS

ANOTHER STRIKEOUT

oh nvm it's called ball even though that pitch is a strike against us all game

 
Oh that voice... 
I'm picturing sexy in a negligee..
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That is an unfortunate face
1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

These announcers are complete shit.

 

Just means you have to drink more.

Time to open the grimoire and dial up a snowman on these fools. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Please stop talking Smoltz……

 

yes, let's keep talking how amazing it would be if the phillies won it all 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Oh that voice... 

I'm picturing sexy in a negligee..

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So you hear a female voice and think of a woman who had been watched in mute more than possibly any human being on earth?!

Interesting.

It’s 5-5 in game 1 and Smoltz is already talking about the Phillies improbable WS win. 

Lol they really talking about the history if Philly wins. It's tied in Game 1 dude, chill.

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