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Fuck Dusty Baker. Lulz, Diaz and Mancini don't deserve another AB in this series or with the Astros.

Edited by HtownHorn

Verlander really laid a turd today

What a fucking horrible swing. Bases should be loaded.  Diaz and Mancini need to locate an injury tonight.  

Fuck all of you clown ass apologists

Die in the nearest fire.

Kevin Bass flashbacks on those Alvarez and Tucker at bats.

fuck life.  Astros lost Game 1 2017.   

I had the vibe of 1983 Houston - NC State before this series. Upstart east coast team who barely makes the tournament and gets very very hot and immensely lucky.  Don't let JV pitch and damn Altuve needs to wake up. 

Can we get a DH that’s worth a fuck?

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Why are you swinging? Wtf.

Yeah, that 3-0 swing made no sense

Whatever happens the rest of the series @Pimphand will still be the biggest bitch in this thread

Well, that fucking sucked. JV is a great pitcher, but he's just snakebit in the WS. Dusty might be as well, but we'll see. Had our chances and just didn't get the clutch hit. Mancini fucking sucks and needs to sit the rest of the series. Give Hensley a shot. He can't do any worse than anyone else in the DH spot, which has been shit all post season. Needless to say, tomorrow is a must win. 

Yep to all.

Sark and Dusty are two fucking peas in a pod.

 

Mother fucker. Can't believe we lose our first game in game 1 at home. 
 

Worse that we get so close to walking off twice. 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Series over. Book it 

Boombox Shut Up GIF

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Series over. Book it 

Fuck off bitch 

Well, this will go to 5 no matter what.  Sigh.
Predicting we will win at least one. I like it.
1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Whatever happens the rest of the series @Pimphand will still be the biggest bitch in this thread

Fuck off.

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Whatever happens the rest of the series @Pimphand will still be the biggest bitch in this thread

589-19 dumb cunt

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Series over. Book it 

Lol.  But I would feel better if the rest of the games were in Philly. We play better on the road. 

Not pulling Verlander in time.  Putting in Garcia.  Shitty loss.

Unfuck yourselves immediately, Altuve and Alvarez, or this season will fall short again. 

I'm ok not starting Verlander if we get to that point.

Do not pay Verlander $30M or more next year. The point is to win championships. Throwing smoke in the regular season only to shit your pants every postseason does not warrant $30 or $40M

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck off.

Didn't see you complaining about Pressly today

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Verlander really laid a turd today

Dropped an easy DP, swung the entire game. 
 

even it up tomorrow. Then on to Philly 

Mancini hasn't hit since July. That's why Hensley should have been getting ABs in every game for at least the past month. Instead, he's been contributing about as much as I am. Makes no sense. 

Well you can’t win the series 4-1 if you don’t lose one. Winning streak starts tomorrow.

3 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Do not pay Verlander $30M or more next year. The point is to win championships. Throwing smoke in the regular season only to shit your pants every postseason does not warrant $30 or $40M

Yup. Obviously you can still make it to the WS without a Cy Young pitcher.
 

I'm ok sucking in reg season, winning wild card. Catching fire to get in the WS.
Phillies did. 

All those AL pennants are cool I guess. 

Edited by utxmike05

Verlander chokes worse than Kershaw and James Harden combined in the playoffs. And Dusty is a clown who deserves every World Series loss he’s taken

Edited by Sal

Losing after going up 5-0 is bad.

Very bad.

Like you better sack up because what you did was bad.

Murder a kid bad. Soul crushing bad.

tomorrow will tell you if the Astros have it. They have their best pitcher going too. Way to go assholes.

If the Astros lose game two, it’s over. You can’t blow a 5-0 lead.

You just can’t.

that’s inexcusable.

I can’t stress just how bad a job Dusty and the Astros fucked up tonight.

This shit doesn’t happen to good teams.

9 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Of course we choke to a NL east scrub again.

They aren't playing like scrubs. Just like the other two.

Fukin Garcia. I can still see him doing that goofy delivery

We should have the advantage games 3 and 4.  Even a loss tomorrow we can come back from.  But don't lose.

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