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Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

i hate these in game interviews

 

Just now, cabowabo said:

I’m going on the record.  I hate these in game interviews. 

Everyone does.  Just more Fox bullshit.

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3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Call the Framberlamps!

94 pitches, I'd let him go one more against 5-6-7.

Dusty will probably bring in Urquidy.  Lol. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

I’m going on the record.  I hate these in game interviews. 

 

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

i hate these in game interviews

hmmm... 

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

BRYCE HARPER THIS, BRYCE HARPER THAT, HOTTEST HITTER ON THE PLANET, BLAH, BLAH, GO SIT DOWN AGAIN YOU RALLY KILLING DICKHEAD...

It's like the "Reggie Bush is GOD" BS we heard before VY beat their shit.

I love Maldy, but gotdam Strike3...

We'll get 2 more cracks at it but I'd really like to punish their B bullpen guys

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I send Framber out there until he allows a base runner. 

How long has Neris been warming up?

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Dusty will probably bring in Urquidy.  Lol. 

Is he still on the team?

 

( i love Urquidy!!!)

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

How long has Neris been warming up?

Doesn’t matter. He’s burned for the night. 

I think. 

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Dumbasses trying to start the wave

It was right in front of me

I shouted them down…

 

 

 

they couldn’t hear me but I did it anyway 

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Verlander needs an appointment with Frambers shrink before the next start. 

I mean couldn’t hurt. Being a sports psychologist must be such a fascinating job. 

Just now, YChang said:

I mean couldn’t hurt. Being a sports psychologist must be such a fascinating job. 

Shrink:  "Stop being shitty, dickhead"

Shrink:  "That will be $1,500.  Pay the receptionist on your way out."

Go to the pen, thanks Framber you’ve been awesome and we salute you

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

How long has Neris been warming up?

Montero is now warming up. 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

This guy loves the low pitch.

Unbelievably good

Damn, that was a good pitch

We have the deepest set of arms, there is no question that you dip into that now

We have the deepest set of arms, there is no question that you dip into that now

Absolutely

Peña probably goes to 3rd there if we don't have a 5 run lead.

Great work by Framber this evening!

Good game Framber

I love Framber.

Man's man.

We see you Framber.  First guy to greet him in the dugout was JV.  Love this team. 

God damn I love this team, we’re getting the trophy

Framberlicious. Pen needs to now get him the well earned World Series W.

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

We see you Framber.  First guy to greet him in the dugout was JV.  Love this team. 

Asked Framber for his shrink's phone number. 

Ok ok ok ok, let’s get out of the inning

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

announcers as so anti-Houston

Fuck em.

somewhere, phil maton is angrily jerking off

With a 5-0 lead, we'll give them 2 productive outs to move the runner over and in after the leadoff double.

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