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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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Montero time.

 

Eating up outs!

 

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

wow, his 2021 WS was horribad.  He's really improved his game. 

Meh, we wouldn't have made the WS without his masterpiece in Fenway

Bregman is kinda good at fielding 

Cool story bowtie, but our Maton wouldn't have made the roster even if he hadn't broken his hand

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Meh, we wouldn't have made the WS without his masterpiece in Fenway

That was one of the all-time great pitching performances in Astros postseason history.

Scott's two performances in 1986

Oswalt in 2005

Verlander in ALCS Game 2 2017

Framberlamps ALCS Game 5 2021

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

somewhere, phil maton is angrily jerking off

with his left hand.

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

announcers as so anti-Houston

It don't mean a shit!

Astros are still going to push their shit in and bring the trophy home, again!

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

with his left hand.

the stranger

Framber is only underrated by you, Smoltzy.  Everybody else knows he's a stud.

Altuve is heating up….just wait 

Lulz, wtf is he swinging at?  3 hits tonight!

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When Altuve is swinging and hitting terrible pitches you know he's dialed in.  The ability to hit absolute garbage has made him millions of dollars.

Resist the urge Jeremy… plate discipline!!!

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Altuve is finally heating up. Bodes well for the rest of the series 

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Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the quality behind home plate is very good tonight... about 9-10 upscale hotties. 

And in Philly it'll be a bunch of chicks who look like Janice from Friends or Snookie from Jersey Shore.

Lol, stupid baserunning again, ugh

Bad jump.  Looks like he missed the tag though.

28 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Dusty will probably bring in Urquidy.  Lol. 

Urquidy is 3-0 in the world series and hasnt pitched this postseason. The problem isnt Urquidy

30 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

 

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Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Houston didn't have a review left. I'm sure it would have stood anyway

They have one left.

2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Altuve is heating up….just wait 

Tuve be like.....

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Why, bro?

Yeah, it made sense last night tied in the 9th with 2 outs.  Not so much there.

I don't think he actually touched Altuve with his glove, but the ump's view wasn't a good angle to verify it. The tag was definitely in time if he made contact, and I think the u; went with that. 

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Urquidy is 3-0 in the world series and hasnt pitched this postseason. The problem isnt Urquidy

He pitched a career high in innings this year at the MLB level. Also he regressed to below league average with his ERA+ this year.

 

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

yes, it was missed.  

OTOH, Altuve still thinks he's 24yo.  He's lost a step and that's a big deal. 

I thought it was a clean tag

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Urquidy is 3-0 in the world series and hasnt pitched this postseason. The problem isnt Urquidy

I want him to start Game 5 in place of Verlander. Not sure if it's a good idea since Urquidy hasn't pitched in a while, but I'll take it over Verlander pitching again in the World Series.

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

I don't think he actually touched Altuve with his glove, but the ump's view wasn't a good angle to verify it. The tag was definitely in time if he made contact, and I think the u; went with that. 

 

the glove moved when his foot hit it

"Thunder is coming for the Phillies."

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1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

I want him to start Game 5 in place of Verlander. Not sure if it's a good idea since Urquidy hasn't pitched in a while, but I'll take it over Verlander pitching again in the World Series.

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Plz get out of this inning after Hoskins so Realmuto & Harper lead off the 9th

Altuve slid into the glove with the ball in it.

Come on get this guy out already

Rule change:  Batter should be out on the third foul ball after two strikes. 

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