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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Third base is open.

Second

Just now, 936horn said:

Dusty plz

Ain’t going to happen.

Dusty is who ihe is. 
rhe anti manager.

All 3 of our teams have arguably the worst coach in their sport. Dusty, Lovie and Silas are in the bottom 5 at best.

Great job Montero

Just now, David Dennison said:

You guys are freaking idiots.

This right here.  Holy shit, some of you guys are fucking embarassing.

OMG you fuckin' guys are gonna kill me.

Go score like 3 more, please.

boom !!!!

 

great outing for montero and i mean FUCKING GREAT !

Whew, come on guys, communicate 

Just now, Macklemore said:

All 3 of our teams have arguably the worst coach in their sport. Dusty, Lovie and Silas are in the bottom 5 at best.

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You really want to bring in Will Smith?

No, I mean we should get a lefty in our bullpen.

Wow, that was close.  I'm really happy to see the Astros fielders not running into each other and causing errors like other teams have this playoff. 

Lost 3 years off my life that inning. I watched Tucker get to the warning track. I was waiting for him to put his arms down giving up...nope. Out. 
 

Never seen that kind of mishap like Pena to Tuve.  Only play was to 2nd. 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Ain’t going to happen.

Dusty is who ihe is. 
rhe anti manager.

Crane has been a great owner. If he brings Dusty back for 2023 he deserves to be raked over the coals. Click and Dusty are holding this team back.

Way to persevere there Montero. Way to fucking go. Impressive. 

Schwarber is the the only dude pushing the d-bag quotient to 11.

Yeah, Harper, but he isn't doing stupid shit.

9 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

DO IT 

 

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Can we take his ass out now Dusty?

 

7 minutes ago, YChang said:

PULL HIM OUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE

 

7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Get off your lazy fucking ass Dusty and manage. Damn you 

 

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

PULL

HIS

ASS!!!!!!!!!

 

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

oh good , it's Bryce Harper and a struggling Montero. 

 

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

WHY IS MONTERO IN TO FACE HARPER?

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Just now, Macklemore said:

Crane has been a great owner. If he brings Dusty back for 2023 he deserves to be raked over the coals. Click and Dusty are holding this team back.

Need to win the World Series this year so Dusty can retire and make the decision for him. 

great move keeping montero in there, he got the job done. about to take a 4 run lead to the 9th

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

boom !!!!

 

great outing for montero and i mean FUCKING GREAT !

Yeah, it really was.  I don't see the need to ask him to get 5 outs with a 5 run lead but he really stepped up even after the misplay on Realmuto's ball.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You guys are freaking idiots.

His managing cost us Game 1 last night and we’re the idiots for calling his shittiness out 

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Way to persevere there Montero. Way to fucking go. Impressive. 

Yeah, he really did well to make some pitches there under pressure.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

great move keeping montero in there, he got the job done. about to take a 4 run lead to the 9th

I would prefer a six run lead going into the 9th, but that's just me.

Who pitches the 9th?  I'm sure it will be Pressly but I'd rather not let them see him again with a 4* run lead.

*pending

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This right here.  Holy shit, some of you guys are fucking embarassing.

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I mean, I have consistently said I don’t care about results, just process. They just got out of everything they’ve done all year long for no fucking reason. It doesn’t matter that it worked out- it’s not how we should have handled it. 
serious stones on Montero getting out of that at 33 pitches against maybe the best hitter in the game. 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Crane has been a great owner. If he brings Dusty back for 2023 he deserves to be raked over the coals. Click and Dusty are holding this team back.

Dusty prevented rhe team from imploding after the cheating scandal.

Hopefully we get him a WS this year.

thanks.

 Now go sit down.

Lets get a manager who can go and win games through strategy or that may not be a fire gone conclusion. 

Ford and Sparks summed it up perfectly.  That was the most tense half inning where the tying run never came to the plate and they didn't score a run.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

great move keeping montero in there, he got the job done. about to take a 4 run lead to the 9th

come on dude you can’t be serious. He should have been pulled man. Why is playing around with what’s worked so far. 

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Who pitches the 9th?  I'm sure it will be Pressly but I'd rather not let them see him again with a 4* run lead.

*pending

Smith.

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

WHY IS MONTERO IN TO FACE HARPER?

The Answer.

Smoltz is trying to spin the nut-hanging excellence from Montero just now as a good thing for the Phillies in the long run.

He's like a Little League dad for every team we play against.  I bet Bidge fucked his wife back in the day.

4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Dusty prevented rhe team from imploding after the cheating scandal.

Hopefully we get him a WS this year.

thanks.

 Now go sit down.

Lets get a manager who can go and win games through strategy or that may not be a fire gone conclusion. 

Yes let’s win this fucking Series so he can ride off on the sunset. We’re in agreement 

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Ford and Sparks summed it up perfectly.  That was the most tense half inning where the tying run never came to the plate and they didn't score a run.

 

most stressful half inning of the year, easily 

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