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1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Game 1: Lose 5 run lead

Game 3: Gave up 5 dongers in 5 innings.

Both are rarities in the World Series.

 

I wonder what level of fuckedness we have in store for tomorrow?

 

Game 2 started with 3 doubles, which never happened before in a WS. Maybe tomorrow they hit 2 grand slams in the same game, I dunno but it goes back to 0-0 every game. No reason they can't win.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We are the 90’s Braves.  But it could be worse, we could be the Yankees for the last 13 years.

Fuck that shit bitch. We’re going to win this series. Tomorrow we’re going to fuck these assholes up. Try to unclench your asshole

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Well Fox has said that the Phillies are the better team and has basically declared this series over.  Hope they use that for motivation.  Fuck Fox.

I mean, no one outside of Texas and Louisiana want to see the Astros win.  Not surprising that they play to the rooting interest of most of the audience.  
 

Plus the Astros success is boring at this point.  

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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I mean, no one outside of Texas and Louisiana want to see the Astros win.  Not surprising that they play to the rooting interest of most of the audience.  

Let's be honest, most of Texas wants to see the Astros lose.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Let's be honest, most of Texas wants to see the Astros lose.

Disagree 

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Coffee is going to taste like shit in the morning 

The worst is waking up to piss at 4 AM and having your first thought be that the Astros just lost a WS game.  

5 piddly singles, and none with RISP.

All they needed was the Bryce HR. The other 4 were just gratuitous. 

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11 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Crystal ball. Nobody questioned that decision before tonight. LMJ is a vet and has WS experience.. he just shit the bed unfortunately. 

To me, LMJ "insisting" on being a starter again and not just part of the postseason bullpen mix seemed a little odd at the time. He has great stuff and experience, so I can see why the team made a serious effort to work him in, but in 2022 he hasn't been the pitcher Javier has. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Let's be honest, most of Texas wants to see the Astros lose.

Nah, there aren't that many Rangers fans out there.

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

The worst is waking up to piss at 4 AM and having your first thought be that the Astros just lost a WS game.  

Then seeing it discussed in media while drinking morning coffee.

Tip of the cap to Urquidy.   Didn’t hear Smoltz slobbering about how calm he’s been out there.  

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

To me, LMJ "insisting" on being a starter again and not just part of the postseason bullpen mix seemed a little odd at the time. He has great stuff and experience, so I can see why the team made a serious effort to work him in, but in 2022 he hasn't been the pitcher Javier has. 

There does seem to be a divide in the starter ranks.  JV and LMJ always hanging out and then all the Latin guys hanging together.  You can see it in Julia's pre-game pics.  Seems like a clique of sorts.  Probably doesn't mean shit, I mean Altuve, JV, Lance and Bregs are the leaders of this team and it seems to go as they go.  

The worst is waking up to piss at 4 AM and having your first thought be that the Astros just lost a WS game.  

That’s why I stay away until it’s over, then still get up to piss….

What were we talking about??

Not sure whose responsible for LMJ's tipping. But how the hell can Philly be ready for it like that and someone in our organization not catch it? 

Maybe Dusty will start treating these games like it’s not the middle of June?

If they can reach total racial harmony among the pitching staff, I think they can win out and take this series!

Just now, texashorne said:

Not sure whose responsible for LMJ's tipping. But how the hell can Philly be ready for it like that and someone in our organization not catch it? 

Several people on here said that earlier.  But you're right.

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Tip of the cap to Urquidy.   Didn’t hear Smoltz slobbering about how calm he’s been out there.  

He ate those innings like a champ.

Hopefully it pays off tomorrow and Thursday.

11 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

The worst is waking up to piss at 4 AM and having your first thought be that the Astros just lost a WS game.  

The worst for me is waking up to piss at 12am, 130am, 3am, 430am and then getting up at 6. 

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Why pull Hensley? He really needs ABs. Mancini is likely a lost cause. 

These announcers are fucking Philly homers.  Fuck off

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Maybe Dusty will start treating these games like it’s not the middle of June?

Hopefully our line up will do the same.

The Phillies are 2 games from winning all.  And the Astros are 3 games from winning it all.  

The offense obviously has not been great, but the starting pitching has been a disaster so far this series. 

tie the series tomorrow, then game 5 is do or die for both teams 

 

 

Just now, cabowabo said:

The offense obviously has not been great, but the starting pitching has been a disaster so far this series. 

 

bullpen game for game 5 ?

Edited by tx 3 putt

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

The Phillies are 2 games from winning all.  And the Astros are 3 games from winning it all.  

One of them just administered a beat down.

Forget about it and win tomorrow.

For once tonight, Smoltz ain’t wrong.  Easier to put an ass whooping behind you than a walk-off or comeback.  

LMJ was dogshit tonight, basically throwing BP. Obviously Philly saw something he was tipping cause they knew what was coming more times than not. And totally unclutch at the plate. Just one game. Come back tomorrow and tie the series back up and get it back to Houston and win it all at home. 

Astros will have Abreu, Montero, Brown, Garcia, Smith, Brown, Neris, and Pressly available tomorrow. 

Phillies used 5 pitchers tonight.

7 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Not sure whose responsible for LMJ's tipping. But how the hell can Philly be ready for it like that and someone in our organization not catch it? 

That's what I was saying earlier.  Maldy is arguably the best defensive catcher in the game.  So why doesn't he spot whatever the Phillies spotted?

Man bring out the fucking trash-cans!!!! 

Astros didn’t want to celebrate in that nasty stadium anyway. Probably get hepatitis. Win next 2 and come win it all in Houston.

13 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

We need a GM that can actually fill the holes in this lineup. Fuck Click. Glad he will be shitcanned after the season. Take Dusty with him to the unemployment office.

What makes you think Click is gone? His job is to manage the roster and farm system. The biggest miss I see is the trade for Trey Mancini, since he can't hit worth a damn. They have had some great home grown players come up and fill in, most notably Pena. I'm not sure how much you can hate on him. 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

BP threw a 1 hitter tonight 

It's a shame the Phillies only needed one run to win.

36 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Maybe Dusty will start treating these games like it’s not the middle of June?

He's never treated them any differently at any point of the managerial career. Losing game 1 is going to hurt us. Just no reason to continue to send the starters back out there when you have 12 other pitchers we have on the roster.

Our chances of winning the WS run differential title took a big hit.

Lance sucked ass, but Dusty has to manage like it's the playoffs.

11 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Our chances of winning the WS run differential title took a big hit.

Lance sucked ass, but Dusty has to manage like it's the playoffs.

We also need to score more than zero runs. 

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

The offense obviously has not been great, but the starting pitching has been a disaster so far this series. 

Framber was pretty good or did I imagine his outing?

Nothing like getting off a plane and seeing a WTF score.

Jose Altuve, Yordan Alvarez, Alex Bregman, and Kyle Tucker in Game 3: 0-for-15. 
 

Why waste hits when Lance is sucking so hard?  Save them for the win tomorrow, maybe get lucky if they really start Thor game 5. 

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