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I don’t believe Dusty filled out the lineup card- having Diaz do such a shifty AB when we have one guy who had put up some quality AB’s. I will take some from satisfaction at the end of the year when be it Dusty or Click that fucked that up gets handed their walking papers. Fuck them fuck them fuck them. 

Can McCormick hit anything but a fastball?

Just now, utxmike05 said:

Fuk u Diaz. Worthless 

The only person more worthless is the one who put him in the lineup to be worthless

Awful. We need to a damn run and should have bunted and played small ball

Leadoff doubles have to score.  They just have to.  God dammit.

let's pinch hit for David Hensley! 

Javier will need to shutout for Houston to have a chance.  Only hope is a Breg HR.

bottom of lineup is trash.  Good news though is Nola isn't a god, we can hit him.  

Edited by Make em eat Taco Bell

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Can McCormick hit anything but a fastball?

No

Fucking entire right side of the infield is open and these stupid mother fuckers trying to pull it.

Our offense sucks dick. And Dusty’s lineup decision to play Diaz doesn’t help at all.

How is this lineup legal? I thought abortions were illegal now.

Astros coming up to the plate guessing instead of hitting.  Not going to win games looking at pitches over the middle and swinging at garbage off the plate.

Just now, Pimphand said:

No

Oh ok. I hope no one figures that out!

That could really be bad for us.

On the bright side the lineup got turned over to Altuve to lead off next inning. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

I knew we were fucked when he hit Vasquez. 

All the luck is on the Phillies side. Don’t think it goes back to Houston 

Can't have missed opportunities like that

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

All the luck is on the Phillies side. Don’t think it goes back to Houston 

It's not luck to have 3 shitty ABs after the double. It's just Dusty's shitty lineups.

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

All the luck is on the Phillies side. Don’t think it goes back to Houston 

Can you keep the doom and gloom at bay until it’s warranted. We’re going to fucking win here and flip the script

Edited by Macklemore

That hurt.   Amazing how bad Diaz is right now.  

Those were two really shitty ABs. Goddammit.
On the bright side the lineup got turned over to Altuve to lead off next inning. 

You say that like he’s batting.300 in the playoffs lol

Harper getting every fucking call.

Dude doesn’t need help.

Fuck these umps hard.

But I guess this is what hitting looks like


Those were two really shitty ABs. Goddammit.

It’s like they don’t have a plan at the plate. They don’t seem to be sitting on a pitch ever. It’s all reactive.
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Can you keep the doom and gloom at bay until it’s warranted. We’re going to fucking win here and flip the script

I'm a 3/4 glass empty person but am optimistic tonight because we've got the power pitcher on the mound and we know Nola can be had.  I'm not optimistic with JV tomorrow at all, zero.

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4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

All the luck is on the Phillies side. Don’t think it goes back to Houston 

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1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So ball 3 on Harper was actually a strike.  Fuck that.

Ball 1 too

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t believe Dusty filled out the lineup card- having Diaz do such a shifty AB when we have one guy who had put up some quality AB’s. I will take some from satisfaction at the end of the year when be it Dusty or Click that fucked that up gets handed their walking papers. Fuck them fuck them fuck them. 

This reeks of the stubborn summer run with Meyers  when everyone could see he was colder than liquid nitrogen. 

2 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

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Ball 1 too

I have less of an issue with ball 1.  That third ball was egregious.

Goddammit.  Not a great throw.

Hold these MF’ers 

So frustrating. Every throw. Every swing is labor for Astros.

Phillies lose as fucj

since Hensley, Vasquesz, Machete are better hitters than Diaz/Dubon/Mancini, why not play 2 of the 3 of the first group at all times?  It's ok to have one C at DH, don't be scared. 

Please Javier go 8.  Please. 

I see a Breg HR soon. 

Edited by Make em eat Taco Bell

Only 2 extra pitches but an extra batter

Javier shutting up that crowd. Let’s put up a crooked number.

6 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:


You say that like he’s batting.300 in the playoffs lol

I would still rather to have him up to bat than not. 

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