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1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

  It's ok to have one C at DH, don't be scared. 

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4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

This reeks of the stubborn summer run with Meyers  when everyone could see he was colder than liquid nitrogen. 

Yep. I think that was FO related as well too if we are being honest. 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Javier shutting up that crowd. Let’s put up a crooked number.

Please?!? Have anyone else come to the bargaining stage yet. I sweater got.

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The hitting coach needs to be shot for the Astros.

Wtf are we doing up there.

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You must have missed his entire at bats during the playoffs lol

JFC, Smoltz is just brutal.

Just now, wood said:

JFC, Smoltz is just brutal.

The fucker doesn’t shut up

The Astros look like they haven’t done their homework and are taking a test ‘winging it’

Phillies are dumber but studied and are fucking prepared.

 

1 minute ago, wood said:

JFC, Smoltz is just brutal.

Almost makes me miss McCarver. And I loathed him. 

1 minute ago, wood said:

JFC, Smoltz is just brutal.

which is worse? Smolz on the Astros World Series broadcast or all the johnnycomelatelys in the Astros thread during the World Series?

Just now, Dnaguy said:

The Astros look like they haven’t done their homework and are taking a test ‘winging it’

Phillies are dumber but studied and are fucking prepared.

 

That doesn't really make any sense in a game that is 0-0 where the Astros have had the best chance to score

3 minutes ago, wood said:

JFC, Smoltz is just brutal.

He is such a fucking beating 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

which is worse? Smolz on the Astros World Series broadcast or all the johnnycomelatelys in the Astros thread during the World Series?

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1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

which is worse? Smolz on the Astros World Series broadcast or all the johnnycomelatelys in the Astros thread during the World Series?

Neither are as bad as the die hard Dusty defenders 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

which is worse? Smolz on the Astros World Series broadcast or all the johnnycomelatelys in the Astros thread during the World Series?

IDK. Which ones are those? I haven't paid that much attention to who's here a lot.

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

which is worse? Smolz on the Astros World Series broadcast or all the johnnycomelatelys in the Astros thread during the World Series?

Who are you calling out? It’s a fucking season/game thread. What do you expect? It’s an emotional roller coaster. A UT football game thread is 10X worse.

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Just now, StruggleBus said:

Neither are as bad as the die hard Dusty defenders 

i am a Dusty defender, insofar as "defending the manager" is stating the obvious that games are won/lost by the players on the field and managers have fuckall to do with it. 

Lance McCullers sucked dick last night and nothing Dusty did or didn't do changes that fact or the fact that the Astros didn't score a run. 

Hey, how about a little less bickering and a little more solidarity, you motherfuckers??

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

i am a Dusty defender, insofar as "defending the manager" is stating the obvious that games are won/lost by the players on the field and managers have fuckall to do with it. 

Lance McCullers sucked dick last night and nothing Dusty did or didn't do changes that fact or the fact that the Astros didn't score a run. 

Game 1, though.

26 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The only person more worthless is the one who put him in the lineup to be worthless

I dunno why Diaz is even in Philly

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Who are you calling out?

nobody in particular? I think it goes without saying that a lot of us who've spent a lot of time in this thread feel the feeling. Ya know?

i am a Dusty defender, insofar as "defending the manager" is stating the obvious that games are won/lost by the players on the field and managers have fuckall to do with it. 
Lance McCullers sucked dick last night and nothing Dusty did or didn't do changes that fact or the fact that the Astros didn't score a run. 

I’m not a Dusty defender at all and wanted him gone 2 years ago. But you’re absolutely right in that it we can’t score we can’t win. I was literally arguing with relatives last night who wanted LMJ pulled after one inning and blamed it on dusty for leaving him in too long. They’re fucking idiots. Lol.
1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

nobody in particular? I think it goes without saying that a lot of us who've spent a lot of time in this thread feel the feeling. Ya know?

The feeling of what, though? Nobody else seems to know who you're talking about. You might be right, though, idk. It'd just be nice to have a little more info.

Smoltz doesn’t know the difference between feet and yards. And he’s a golfer. 

I said fuck it and am fine with the 38 second delay listening to Ford and Sparks over this babbling idiot Smoltz.

Thought y'all should know.  

 

Anyway, go Javi. Get this fucker out.

Fortunate call on that foul ball. Could have gone either way. 

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2 minutes ago, wood said:

The feeling of what, though? Nobody else seems to know who you're talking about. You might be right, though, idk. It'd just be nice to have a little more info.

the feeling of "Who the fuck is ________ and have I seen their posts on this thread before?"

2 minutes ago, wood said:

The feeling of what, though? Nobody else seems to know who you're talking about. You might be right, though, idk. It'd just be nice to have a little more info.

It's basically an if the shoe fits statement. Also the feeling of going through a whole season with a team versus people flock to support at the end.

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

nobody in particular? I think it goes without saying that a lot of us who've spent a lot of time in this thread feel the feeling. Ya know?

I know I do. The inmates are running the asylum. 

I hate Marsh even more now than when he was with the shitty Rangels

Why don’t they drill in to our guys to leave the glove on a guy until they call time out?
I get it’s not always possible but that glove should be glued to the runner every time 

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I said fuck it and am fine with the 38 second delay listening to Ford and Sparks over this babbling idiot Smoltz.

Thought y'all should know.  

 

And the funny thing is that there have to be people that he works for who think he's absolutely fucking fantastic at what he does. It's like the GM who takes Baker Mayfield #1 overall with Lamar Jackson & Josh Allen on the board.

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3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I said fuck it and am fine with the 38 second delay listening to Ford and Sparks over this babbling idiot Smoltz.

Thought y'all should know.  

 

Craig Way approves

Please someone make Nola throw strikes.

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

It's basically an if the shoe fits statement. Also the feeling of going through a whole season with a team versus people flock to support at the end.

It’s more like flock to bitch at the end. 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Why don’t they drill in to our guys to leave the glove on a guy until they call time out?
I get it’s not always possible but that glove should be glued to the runner every time 

Fundamental baseball was lost when analytics became a thing.

It died when the DH was added to the NL.

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