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Again- it would really suck if Javier was going to be our game 7 starter. Fucking morons. 

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6 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Hensley needs some games in the OF next spring. How can you be athletic enough to play SS at 6’6 but not play LF? I’m probably over simplifying but if Yordan can, cmon. He puts good at bats together. He will have value as a utility guy next year instead of Diaz and Dubon

Hate to break it to you but he already plays LF

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Again- it would really suck if Javier was going to be our game 7 starter. Fucking morons. 

What?!… 33 consecutive scoreless innings as a starter and you’re not ok with Dusty saying:  “nah, we want to set it up where he can only start one game on full rest”

Just now, Macklemore said:

Are we at 20 straight innings without a run?

NOW DO PHILLY!!!!

I love Verlander but I think it would be better for the Astros to use that money to sign Javier and Valdez to long term deals.

Verlander, Diaz, Gurriel, Brantley, Smith, Vazquez, Mancini, and Castro.

That's $84M to improve the club.

McCormick hit an off speed pitch. 

Not a bad swing or idea there. It’s a strike

Yesssssssssss, Altuve, let's get into that bullpen y'all!!!!  Come on, now, gooooooooo!!

Just now, HtownHorn said:

fucking bunt.

Hit a 3-run homer

For once I agree with Smoltz.  Would love a bunt here. 

Hmm, looks like Alvarado is going to come in for Yordan, Bregman, Tucker.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Well I can't listen to the game.  Outside the approved area or some shit.

Try to VPN using Houston as the location 

Get a bucket of fucking KFC for Peña. He can’t hit a curve to save his life.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Well I can't listen to the game.  Outside the approved area or some shit.

Top of 5 0 out  Runners on 1st and 2nd 1 -1 count to Pena

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Get a bucket of fucking KFC for Peña. He can’t hit a curve to save his life.

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Don't need a GS, Yordan. Hit the ball where they throw it. Just need a run to allow the team to relax a little.

Oh weird, the Phillies are pulling their pitcher when he gets in trouble. What a novel idea. 

Anyways, time for a Grand Slam.

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Have to capitalize here fellas. Just look at that boxscore going to commercial. We don’t deserve to win if we wilt here. 

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