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Fucking hundo to K Harper, let them hang boys

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Nah, that's JP3

There’s more than 1 train at MMP

Just now, Gourmand said:

how bout dem Philly fans right now?????

There are fans there?

Maybe score some more runs?

Just now, TonyTexas said:

There’s more than 1 train at MMP

Choo-choo motherfuckers!

Just now, TonyTexas said:

There’s more than 1 train at MMP

well done

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

He's going to get the 8th.

I know. Maybe we can get a couple more and make that not happen. 

I'm surprised they're using Eflin here.  Let's knock him around.

I’m just thankful they won’t have Ranger Suarez available tomorrow. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

Mattress Mack said it best “Fuck you asshole”

I'd like to ph Hensley here and put in Dubon for the bottom of the 8th.

If Diaz starts tomorrow I’m castrating myself. 

Diaz should not see another game.

Just now, cabowabo said:

If Diaz starts tomorrow I’m castrating myself. 

Tough but fair… probably necessary. 

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I’m just thankful they won’t have Ranger Suarez available tomorrow. 

I'm not sure that he won't come in for Yordan-Bregman-Tucker.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

If Diaz starts tomorrow I’m castrating myself. 

That's taking two for the team. 

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Mattress Mack said it best “Fuck you asshole”

Philly is a 2nd rate city full of assholes. Fuck them

Edited by Macklemore

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

If Diaz starts tomorrow I’m castrating myself. 

I mean, you'll really have no other option ...

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Rafael Montero in the 8th for the Astros.
 

Buckle up

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Bottom of our order…is not good.

Counterpoint: Chas got the big inning started tonight with a hit and dragged his nuts on the Yankees.  

obv we're not gonna score every inning but these last series of at bats have not been great. 

Why not throw him one more inning.

ugh

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

If Diaz starts tomorrow I’m castrating myself. 

As much as you bitch, I figured you already had. 

The coronation of the Phillies seems to have come to a standstill.

And fuck all of my fairweather motherfucking wannabe fans of the Astros who acted as if this shit was over last night.  "Just like the Braves" just about put me over the gotdam edge.

 

Let's F-U-C-K-I-N-G GO!!!!!!!

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Buckle up

why?

6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

If Diaz starts tomorrow I’m castrating myself. 

With dull knife

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’d rather you castrate Diaz

No big effect. He's accustomed to missing balls. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

22 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Christian Javier can have his way with my sister, if I had one. 

Please, you'll let him have his way with you.

Fox is all in on the jinx keeping the graphic up

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

obv we're not gonna score every inning but these last series of at bats have not been great. 

Just think what they're saying on surlynittanylions.com

Now they've got it on the fox box

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

The coronation of the Phillies seems to have come to a standstill.

And fuck all of my fairweather motherfucking wannabe fans of the Astros who acted as if this shit was over last night.  "Just like the Braves" just about put me over the gotdam edge.

 

Let's F-U-C-K-I-N-G GO!!!!!!!

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

Lol…

diaz out of the game and chas over the LF

Diaz is in there for his bat, not his glove

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