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  • Fuk Houston.

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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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Should be our 3rd of the year.  Pinche Will Smith...

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Come on, "all that matters is winning" guys.  This no hitter is fucking awesome.

 

Javier and Pressly should patent the combined no-no

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and that my friends is what is known as "answering the (cracked) bell..."

LFG!!!

Fuck you Philly. Coming back to the H. Now let's make them sad again tomorrow by crushing their souls.

OMFG. No words for this pitching staff. Love the history, but more importantly tied the series and will win this thing at home. 

Kid “wow dad thanks for spending 1,250 per ticket for my first World Series!”

dad “you’re welcome son, after last night you’ll get to see history tonight as we take a 3-1 lead”

your damn right you saw history tonight. Fuck Philly! 

Well that was more fun than last night. 3 game series and we have Verlander and Framber.

LFG!

First combined no-no in World Series history.

SUCK IT PHILLY YOU BITCHES

NO HITTER SHUT THE FUCK UP PHILLY FAN. Mattress Mac set the tone. Htown pride - we don’t back down. Props to everyone on this thread that kept the faith and sent the good vibes to our Astros. The Phillies are no longer invincible at home. We’re flipping the script and going to win it all.

Fuck yes.  Fuck the announcers and fox for trying to jinx this shit.

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Well that was more fun than last night. 3 game series and we have Verlander and Framber.

LFG!

 

we have the arms, bats need to stay hot 

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This is why I bought this jersey at MMP Game 2!

 

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That no hitter will psychologically destroy the Phillies for the remainder of the series. 

 

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On 5/16/2022 at 7:47 PM, HtownHorn said:

I don't trust Javier at all. When his stuff is on he's awesome, when it's not, he shouldn't pitch at all.

In honor of negging my posts all night

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck you Philly. Coming back to the H. Now let's make them sad again tomorrow by crushing their souls.

Yes we’ll gladly trade them a Texans loss to the Eagles for an Astros win. Fuck Philly and their entire city and fans. Mattress Mac flick them off and tell them to fuck off again.

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Latinos have been dominating on the mound. Just saying. It's the Phillies' kryptonite. 

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

In honor of negging my posts all night

It worked. The Astros won. I'll keep it going the rest of the series.

But what I said is correct. He was on tonight and was fucking awesome.

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1 minute ago, runthebone said:

This is why I bought this jersey at MMP Game 2!

 

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I think you need the whole staff... just to be sure.

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

we have the arms, bats need to stay hot 

our arms fucking FLEXED on their asses tonight!

Mattress Mack will be laughing all the way out of the ball park

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

SAME HERE!!!!

3 minutes ago, dhornf said:

Fuck yes.  Fuck the announcers and fox for trying to jinx this shit.

LOL, yep. But to be fair to Smoltz, he didn't say anything about it until it was over. Even took a little dig at his partner & said "I just can't do that".

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Those gold glovers just make it look so easy

A gold glove is super heavy. Hard to hold it far off the ground. 

All you pussies whining yesterday need to recognize who the fuck you were shitting on.

The Houston Astros aren't rolling over down 2-1.

If Verlander can't beat Syndergaard...I mean...

He will, though.

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Damn, Javier had 17 swings and misses on balls out of the zone

Probably an unpopular opinion on this thread but I think ARod is fucking great as a studio guy. 

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3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

All the luck is on the Phillies side. Don’t think it goes back to Houston 

Haven’t caught up on the thread yet. This guy get kicked out yet?

Just kidding, stay around. But HAVE SOME FAITH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

We need to resign Vazquez. 

 

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