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Told ya'll.  We ain't dead yet.  ASTROS REFUSE TO DIE.

Sticking with my prediction: ASTROS IN 6.  We party in HTOWN and errrbody gettin' laid.

 

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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

All you pussies whining yesterday need to recognize who the fuck you were shitting on.

The Houston Astros aren't rolling over down 2-1.

You were one of the ones that kept the faith. So did @TexArcher and others. Proud to say that I did too :). We’re going to make the rest of the country mad as hell by winning it all.

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2 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

Holy shit. Just unreal from 24hrs ago

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There is no team more battle-tested than the Houston Astros and before tonight's game they should have been up 2-1 after outplaying Philly in the first two games and it took Philly teeing off on LMJ's tipping hole to beat the shit out of us last night. 

We're four-time ALCS champs for a good reason. Some of yall forget that too easily. 

Holy shit. Just unreal from 24hrs ago

I was pretty down this morning and accepted defeat, but I'm a pessimist and the 2019 Series broke my brain. We're back baby.
1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Probably an unpopular opinion on this thread but I think ARod is fucking great as a studio guy. 

Rodriquez is a solid analyst. Always has been. Just such a douche in so many other respects.

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welp, enough of that shit. game 5 is the most important game of this series. we need JV to throw a regular season JV game. you have garcia and urquidy ready to go if we need a quick hook. bats need to stay hot.

no doubt about it, tomorrow is the most important game of the season 

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4 minutes ago, Briuis said:

We need to resign Vazquez. 

 

Why?  Only Maldonado can call a good game. All our teams pitching success is due to Maldy. 

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Same lineup tomorrow except Hensley for Diaz.

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Series reset once again. Best of 3 now.

Let's have JV finally get over the hump tomorrow, let's fucking party Saturday night and be worthless turds on Sunday.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

welp, enough of that shit. game 5 is the most important game. we need JV to throw a regular season JV game. you have garcia and urquidy ready to go if we need a quick hook. bats need to stay hot. 

no doubt about it, tomorrow is the most important game of the season 

There is not the slightest chance Urquidy is going tomorrow dude. He threw 3 yesterday, he went a month without pitching in the playoffs. Like, not conceivably possible he’s pitching tomorrow. 

2 minutes ago, We’reTexas said:

 

Great picture

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

welp, enough of that shit. game 5 is the most important game of this series. we need JV to throw a regular season JV game. you have garcia and urquidy ready to go if we need a quick hook. bats need to stay hot.

no doubt about it, tomorrow is the most important game of the season 

Replace Urquidy with Brown

17 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Latinos have been dominating on the mound. Just saying. It's the Phillies' kryptonite. 

Latino Heat!!!

Asking for a friend, but is Javier available tomorrow and Saturday?

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

welp, enough of that shit. game 5 is the most important game of this series. we need JV to throw a regular season JV game. you have garcia and urquidy ready to go if we need a quick hook. bats need to stay hot.

no doubt about it, tomorrow is the most important game of the season 

Tomorrow has the feel of 2017 game 5.

Prove me wrong, JV

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Just this once, in his amazing career, I want to see JV win a World Series game.

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bring it back to the H!

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Replace Urquidy with Brown

 

correct. we have the arms, need the runs 

Let JV go twice through the order tomorrow and then send it to the bullpen. 

3 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

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bring it back to the H!

She's in the Treasures farm system.  Might get a call-up in 2023 if there are some injuries.

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

Let JV go twice through the order tomorrow and then send it to the bullpen. 

 

keep a very close eye on him. I think JV shows up with the Red Ass tomorrow 

15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Probably an unpopular opinion on this thread but I think ARod is fucking great as a studio guy. 

He’s fine, but it all feels forced to me.  Never comes off as genuine.  

12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why?  Only Maldonado can call a good game. All our teams pitching success is due to Maldy. 

Maldy can't hit for shit. Vazquez has that gingervitis.

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

She's in the Treasures farm system.  Might get a call-up in 2023 if there are some injuries.

Treasures ... ah, good times.

1 minute ago, Briuis said:

Maldy can't hit for shit. Vazquez has that gingervitis.

Maldy wouldve gunned down Harper

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keep a very close eye on him. I think JV shows up with the Red Ass tomorrow 

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1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Maldy wouldve gunned down Harper

How many no hitters has maldy called in the WS? 

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

She's in the Treasures farm system.  Might get a call-up in 2023 if there are some injuries.

It's the choker for me

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Courtesy of @shadow_operative in that other thread...

Fucking phenomenal.

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17 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Same lineup tomorrow except Hensley for Diaz.

Dusty inexplicably replaced Hensley with Mancini last night so I'm not holding my breath.

If he is thinking that we need more outfield defense, I hope he goes with Dubon. Anything but Diaz/ Mancini

 

 

38 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

That no hitter will psychologically destroy the Phillies for the remainder of the series. 

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I think JV shows up with the Red Ass tomorrow 

His World Series legacy rides on this outing tomorrow. I have confidence this Hall of Famer will rise to the occasion.  

5 minutes ago, Chapo said:

Dusty inexplicably replaced Hensley with Mancini last night so I'm not holding my breath.

If he is thinking that we need more outfield defense, I hope he goes with Dubon. Anything but Diaz/ Mancini

 

 

If Dusty runs Dubon out there tomorrow, this thread will spontaneously combust.   

Finally, home.  completely hammered. same underwear and pants and shirt and waitress and table and beers and food ready for tomorrow. 

 

FUCKING LOVE JAVIER

I mean, the Phillies weren't entirely without a hit, since they hit Yordan...

Win tomorrow and then close it out with the Framchise on Saturday

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