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Yuli will be fine. He’s not on a steep downward spiral as many of y’all are saying. He had a great spring, hitting .421 with an OPS of 1.423. He didn’t become an old man in the few days between rhe end of spring training and opening day. 

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Strange start for Framber. Giving up 9 hits and a walk in 6 innings while only allowing 2 runs is hard to do

Seemed like he gave up a ton of bad luck hits today.  Slow grounders that beat the shift and bloops to the outfield.

maybe score some runs?

1 hour ago, slorch said:

I missed the part where I said he was an MVP candidate this season, but that was a pretty nice rant.  
 

Got that outta your system, Sport?

You are the one who started with- he was the Ba champ last year how do you have him average to below average. I was responding to the guy talking about his OPS, literally, having nothing to do with you. 

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9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You are the one who started with- he was the Ba champ last year how do you have him average to below average. I was responding to the guy talking about his OPS, literally, having nothing to do with you. 

You fell for it 

Yuli uses his cane to launch himself up and nab a line drive

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8 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Yordan Average

Todd and Blummer acting all surprised it was scored an error.

OK.

Uncle Mike!

Please don't blow the hammy.  Please don't blow the hammy.

Woo-hoo Julia shaves... Oh and score. Keep the rally real

Fuck yo intentional walk - signed Yuli G.

30 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You are the one who started with- he was the Ba champ last year how do you have him average to below average. I was responding to the guy talking about his OPS, literally, having nothing to do with you. 

You made it about me.

 

you’re cool though. 

Fuck yo intentional walk and unintentional walk - signed King Tuck

Nice, we take the lead just in time to flip over and watch the derby.

My buddy used to get so excited every time the bases were loaded. He’d just giddily chant don’t swing don’t swing over and over and over until the batter got 2 strikes on him.  If the batter sucked he’d even chant it with two strikes on said shitty hitter. 
what I’m saying is he probably really enjoyed that Tucker at bat right there a whole lot. 

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7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

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fuck the wave

6 in a row!  Might as well fuck around and sweep the homestand tomorrow.

Always nice to be on the right end of one of those games. I recall so many that went the other way. Come season's end, this could prove a huge win. 

Let's have the offense explode with a big day tomorrow

Well last Monday I was going to post “a couple of scrubs coming in to town. Be nice to sweep the homestand.”
But didn’t want to jinx anything 

It’s all on you Odo!

 

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sweep of the Tigers with scores of 3-2, 3-2, 3-2.   How rare is that? 

Their starter was dealin', pulled at 99 pitches, and analytics doomed Detroit.   Most of the time, human instinct is better, will baseball ever recover? 

8 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

sweep of the Tigers with scores of 3-2, 3-2, 3-2.   How rare is that? 

Their starter was dealin', pulled at 99 pitches, and analytics doomed Detroit.   Most of the time, human instinct is better, will baseball ever recover? 

My human instincts say it isn’t a sweep unless you win all of the games in a series. 

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I’ll be going for 5-0 on Saturday. Venmo is @astroshaterscansuckmyballs

5-0 bitches, @astroshaterscansuckmyballs

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