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Smoltz getting his little dick hard hoping that was a turning point for Philly.  Fuck off.

It's aiight. We got this.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Smoltz getting his little dick hard hoping that was a turning point for Philly.  Fuck off.

My wife just said, “Turning point? It’s the top of the fucking first”….I did good.

You can go get him now.

 

Seriously...

Smoltz is such a beating to listen to

1 minute ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Fastballs up in the zone all night. Let’s go JV

Good call.  Phillies have no clue

Not Listening to Smoltz but dad and I both thought that was a win for them how that played out. 
At least we fully know we’ve got WS JV on the bump. 

You dumb stupid Verlander cock smoking faggots I will burn you all at the stake tomorrow

Verlander had no zip. He’s throwing low 90’s

They are smashing is bullshit. How the fuck does he win so many regular season games then suck so bad in the playoffs? It’s unbelievable 

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

You dumb stupid Verlander cock smoking faggots I will burn you all at the stake tomorrow

LOL. Wtf?

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Thanks Justin, enjoy the pinstripes or whatever next year.

Yeah he and his bimbo wife can gtfo

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

They are smashing is bullshit. How the fuck does he win so many regular season games then suck so bad in the playoffs? It’s unbelievable 

Better teams?

Get an easy out or two and settle in.

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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah he and his bimbo wife can gtfo

Whoa now.

Shes done nothing wrong.

HPU has a peach sized zone

Yeah blue, that's a strike.

Two strikes in the upper zone have been called balls on the batter

and then a ball is called a strike

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Better teams?

Every pitcher would struggle if this is true. Has to be a mental thing.

If you held you breath for every check swing that went our way this post season, you’d be be more dead than Schwarber’s hoagie. 

Harper has a strike zone smaller than altuve.

He’s good but not hall of fame strike zone good.

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