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4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I swear on my life if dusty would make a change I’d blow him and take one for Astro nation.

Uh, holy shit. 

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I swear on my life if dusty would make a change I’d blow him and take one for Astro nation.

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Well that’s a confusing zone 
Kinda feel like that was a make up call

shaky strike zone favors the Phillies.

Our batters are more disciplined and pitchers more talented.

HPU is equalizer.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So the called ball one on Harper looks like a strike.  

and Ball 3.

He can suck my Schwor-sack with his dirty Schwor mouth.

What a dumb inning transition Fox.

 

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

Even in the best of times JV has been susceptible to a solo homer

We just need to answer with a few of our own now.

7 minutes ago, wood said:

LOL. Wtf?

Don’t quote that psychopath 

A rare bad at bat by tuck.

Just now, cabowabo said:

How many ball fours have we swung at so far?

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This doesn’t feel super promising right now. 

Unpucker your asshole.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This doesn’t feel super promising right now. 

Unpucker your asshole.

How are we swinging at these high fastballs that are nowhere close to the zone. 

The Astros at bat right now look like me trying to get my dick wet for the first time,

They are way to anxious and stabbing at it very aggressively.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This doesn’t feel super promising right now. 

Unpucker your asshole.

How about a 1-2-3, JV?

He's always been susceptible to a 1st inning run or two.  He might settle in and give us a few zeroes.

Our manager and hitting coach need to do tell the batters start working the count and lay off the high fastball

Probable Cy Young winner on the mound...

and I can't fucking wait until  Dusty gets into the bullpen.

weird feeling, but JV makes me nervous AF.  Very little confidence in his elusivity of pitches.

absolutely willing to be proven wrong.

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Come on, 3 up 3 down JV. Pretty please. 

Jesus, he gets a few easy outs then throws one right down the middle to ice cold Segura.

Is this a concentration thing?

Shit.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Awesome. Astros are gonna make syndergaard look like a CY young dominant pitcher tonight.

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 Verlander is A cy young winner and Phillies have him timed and are barely missing.

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Probable Cy Young winner on the mound...

and I can't fucking wait until  Dusty gets into the bullpen.

weird feeling, but JV makes me nervous AF.  Very little confidence in his elusivity of pitches.

absolutely willing to be proven wrong.

He’s 3-4 miles slower in his fastball. 
Isn’t able to locate his pitches.

And is always just one pitch away from throwing a 94 mph down the middle / having anyone in the lineup putting it in the parking lot.

Fuck. Schwarber up with 2 on. What could go wrong?

Come on pretend this is a road game back in June. 

Verlander ain't got it so much shit 2 feet above the zone

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

He’s 3-4 miles slower in his fastball. 
Isn’t able to locate his pitches.

And is always just one pitch away from throwing a 94 mph down the middle / having anyone in the lineup putting it in the parking lot.

He is not any slower than the regular season 

Every inning with jv has someone on and he’s about to get crushed but hey let’s keep him in so they can get up 6-0

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