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Harper is literally getting every fucking call. This is absurd.

Fuck MLB. 
they want the Astros to lose so bad.

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Abreu is dealing should he stay for the 8th. I know that’s Montero but I feel safer with Abreu. 

Top of the order due and the bottom already stressed Ser Anthony last inning.  Time for some insurance.

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Harper is literally getting every fucking call. This is absurd.

Fuck MLB. 
they want the Astros to lose so bad.

Let the hate flow.

 

Fuck Em!!!

 

 

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can Vazquez catch the last two games? It would be nice to not concede 3 outs a game. 

Gah damn. Butthole so tight can't see it anymores. I checked. 

May that be the last time sharper bats until game 6. 
shit fuck son of a bitch. Playoff baseball man. 

Way to not get phased by the check swing.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Bring him back again for the 8th

That would be his second time coming out of the dugout so that's a hard no from me.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

lock down inning

let's get some insurance 

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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Abreu is dealing should he stay for the 8th. I know that’s Montero but I feel safer with Abreu. 

Agreed. But there is zero chance Dusty will do it. 

And there's Exhibit A in my argument for a better system of calling checked swings. It can't get any more random than it's been in this postseason. (Jurickson Profar nods emphatically from his recliner somewhere.) 

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Gah damn. Butthole so tight can't see it anymores. I checked. 

Rub it a little. It’ll loosen up. 

There aren’t enough wheelbarrows to haul the Astros staffs’ balls around the stadium

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4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Abreu is dealing should he stay for the 8th. I know that’s Montero but I feel safer with Abreu. 

2nd inning Abreu is always an adventure, and we got 1.1 out of him.  

certainly been asked tonight, but how often do they roll out their 80s unis? And why the road blue?

old school H&R opens up hitting lanes! 

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

 No way.

he did his job.

time to let Montero handle 5/6/7 of the order 

Agree.  Whether Montero or someone else .. don’t stretch Abreu beyond his norm and risk him serving up something fat.

Beautiful hit and run.

That's our 2nd of the playoffs.  Very old school.

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Just now, Macklemore said:

Let’s fucking go!!!! Get the run home!!

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If we don’t get at least one here I’m going to throw up. (Decided against drinking so it will be a dry heave). 

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

certainly been asked tonight, but how often do they roll out their 80s unis? And why the road blue?

old school H&R opens up hitting lanes! 

According to the announcers they wore them every Thursday during the regular season like the Astros did with Space City every Tuesday iiirc

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Just a flyball Yordan. All we are asking for. 

And if you fail it’s OK because Bregs is gonna drop the hammer. 

Surely we can score here. 

Or...

Surly, we can score here. 

Just now, Planet Houston said:

Just a flyball Yordan. All we are asking for. 

And if you fail it’s OK because Bregs is gonna drop the hammer. 

I'll take a 445 foot flyball

No hero ball. Make solid contact. Don’t need a three run 475 ft home run

I did always want to see Mike piazza jump off a cliff.

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