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He just pulled that pitch that was 3 inches low into the middle of the zone.

If i were the ump I would scuff the fuck out of this moron.

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4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

So why exactly did Correa hit the IR?

His finger was between his bat and the baseball 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Pena has a clutch gene, and more importantly gets the lineup through Maldonado.

Edited by HtownHorn

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The .217 batting average is my only concern. We’ve lost two World Series titles due to lack of clutch hitting 

Go on…..

I’m convinced they gave JV a Steve Austin arm.  
WHAT

Oh sorry wrong Steve Austin
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

WHAT

Oh sorry wrong Steve Austin

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Twins announcers bemoaning the fact that Ryan might not finish the inning at 85 pitches.

Let's hope not...

You can go get him now...

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Never trust a guy with two first names… to give you more than 4 IP against the Astros 

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Bow down before our 3-run onslaught!

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Frame that bitch

I was laughing when they said Jeffers conceded the opportunity to frame the pitch when he threw on the steal by Ted.

Yuli trying to pull a Gattis....a little high bud

If Luis is "Rock-a-bye-baby" this dude is "throw a tantrum in your delivery"

Just speaking to physical appearance.

That was purdy...

Pretty dp.  JV threw it over the bag.  He knew somebody would get there.

I always roll my eyes at TK's "you can't drive drunk if you don't drive there" promo

Sir I can steal a car after I uber'd and gotten drunk and drive it



They're saying pitcher is hurt.

 

Starting with B4 on Pena. That violent delivery whipped his ass.

Edited by slorch

Well he's about to walk Machete so I would be hurt too

They're saying pitcher is hurt.
 
Starting with B4 on Pena. That violent delivery whipped his ass.
Confirmed pulled vagina

So, just got back from running kids around for 6 hours. Looks like there is something we should not talk about going on here maybe?  

"the Astros sure do run a lot between 1st and 2nd base"

"our catcher sucks"

At least these guys call a spade a spade.

Edited by slorch

Uncle Mike!

Come on Windmill, let the kid run.

 

 

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