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Petition to make her our new mascot because we've won 2 titles since she became a fan

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  • Fuk Houston.

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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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💥💥 ASTROS WORLD CHAMPIONS !!! 💥💥

I'm so happy for these guys.  It's a dynasty, and they deserve it after all the crap they got.

Congrats to Dusty.

What a ride it's been with you guys, surly brethren.

Congrats Stros. You guys were the best in the AL all year. You deserved it.

 

FUCK YESSSSSS

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

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Petition to make her our new mascot because we've won 2 titles since she became a fan

you said something about two titties?

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I got beer.  Lots of beer.  And the beer store don't close until 11:00 in the PM.  We hold on I'll go buy more.

Off to buy more beer!!!!!!!!!!

We want Houston LOL.

suck it Yankees, suck it dodgers, suck it Philly. suck it MLB. Suck it Helo suck our big Astros dicks.

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Pressly had a fucking legendary postseason.  0 runs.

 

Damn, I love this team.

 

So special because my boys will remember this forever.  Too young in 2017.

World Series Champs!!!!!

I.
Am.

GRUNTLED!

Was on a video call with the boy to watch the last put together. Just awesome.

On 7/21/2022 at 3:40 PM, Helobious said:

Whatever fuck you, enjoy your July World Series win.

I'll just celebrate our November World series championship

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My dad died last December. This was for him. All season. Damn I’m happy!

Sparky's getting wet!!

Hard to believe that was only 6 games. I’m worn the fuck out. 

I TOLD ALL YALL

Never doubted at all after gm 1 or gm 3

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

SPARKY'S GETTING WET

 

790 is going with a 24 hour post game call in show !

Remember when we were slightly concerned about Strom leaving for the D-Backs?  I don't remember.

What a fucking pitching staff.

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