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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

thomas was speaking from the heart and for MANY other athletes 

 

 

 

 

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congrats Trey the Truth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When he got his hit, I figured it just might be our day.  So fucking happy for him and the rest of the team.  I always thought 2019 was our best all around team, but this team is way better.

Not sure what I’m more excited about, the thread going back to us regular assholes on here or the Astros winning the WS.

16 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Not like he had 2 quality starts in 2017.

This.  Verlander did his job in the 2017 World Series, we just wouldn't score shit for him until he left the game in Game 2.

Naming my next kid after Peña. 
 

Just catching up on the thread. At Academy now lol. Bourbon made me do it  

Love everyone in here! 
 

What an awesome pitching performance by almost all of the staff (looking at you LMJ).

Hope the parade is before I leave out for town next Friday! 
 

 

 

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On a live stream from clubhouse a player said keep national media out and they can fuck off

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38 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

crane is in tears 

Best owner this city has ever had

So fuckin' happy.

WOOOOOOOOOOO

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1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

On a live stream from clubhouse a player said keep national media out and they can fuck off

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Damn right!

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Hope the parade is before I leave out for town next Friday! 

 

Damn. I’m going to be responsible and give my liver a break. Flying to Cabo tomorrow for the entire week. I will continue my celebrating there. I really could not have planned this better. 

This team, man.

This fucking team.  Everyone did something to contribute.  Well except Will Smith, we didn't need him; but fuck it he gets a round too.

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LMJ has the greatest clubhouse quotes:

"America's most hated, Houston's most loved."

Also, I’d like to thank baby baseball Jebus for saving me from potential game 7 health issues.

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Brantley gave a speech after game 3.  Astros rolled off 3 straight.  So awesome that he stayed engaged and that his veteran presence still had an impact even though he hasn’t been playing. 

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to me, this one's for JR Richard.  Astros 1980 would have beaten the Phils in the NLCS and eventually the WS had he not had his summer cardiac stroke.  To beat Philly today is redemption. 

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Tough luck chuck for Correa and Springer.  The money might buy some therapy but not WS rings.

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Tough luck chuck for Correa and Springer.  The money might buy some therapy but not WS rings.

CC deeply regrets leaving.  But damn, his replacement wins WS MVP, gold glove, and probably more.  Maybe the next Jeter? 

Sweet that Yankee fans are even more incensed now.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

This is cool.  Let's do it again sometime.

Let's do it when the Horns take over Omaha.

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

to me, this one's for JR Richard.  Astros 1980 would have beaten the Phils in the NLCS and eventually the WS had he not had his summer cardiac stroke.  To beat Philly today is redemption. 

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From my hometown and my first baseball "hero".  He and Nolan Ryan in the same rotation was just obscene.

I live you guys. 

Bragging rights.

Astros por Vida.

8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

LMJ has the greatest clubhouse quotes:

"America's most hated, Houston's most loved."

Fuck the rest of America outside Texas. HTOWN PRIDE. 

My best friend, a huge Yankees fan (I know), said Pena reminded him of Jeter.  That is a huge compliment from him.

I'll be happy if he wins at least the same number of championships.

Just got back from the ballpark. What a great night.

Anyone find a good ZIP-UP Championship hoodie/jacket yet?

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This is cool.  Let's do it again sometime.

 

Dusty already said : Let's Win Two !

1 minute ago, APMP said:

Just got back from the ballpark. What a great night.

Anyone find a good ZIP-UP Championship hoodie/jacket yet?

 

astros mlb shop is stocked 

 

i ordered 3 world series caps and a tshirt on close out ($13)

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

LMJ has the greatest clubhouse quotes:

"America's most hated, Houston's most loved."

Something tells me the Astros might be the most popular MLB team outside of America.

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Happy World Championship day bitches. Nice run. 
I’m so glad that this team got that 2nd title.  1 just wouldn’t do justice  to how special this team and it’s run has been. 

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Geez man.

Son nailed his trumpet solo in a marching band competition today.

Longhorns finally held on to a lead on the road to win.

Astros win the World Series. 

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9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This is cool.  Let's do it again sometime.

WE'RE THE PATRIOTS OF BASEBALL

suck it r/baseball, Bud Selig, Yankees, Dodgers, Rangers, MLB, Manfred, etc.

My all time fave 'Stros in no particular order are JR Richard, Jeff Kent, Charlie Morton and Yuli.   In my mind the team won it for Dusty, Mattress Mack, Uncle Mike and Yuli.  Glad LMJ got to pitch in also.  I'll be looking to find a jersey with a 50 on it for JR.  Won in 6 games as I predicted.  Enjoy the night and week boys and girls, we all deserve it.

 

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12 minutes ago, APMP said:

Just got back from the ballpark. What a great night.

Anyone find a good ZIP-UP Championship hoodie/jacket yet?

I would still be there.  They would have to drag my ass out of there.

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If I had told the me when I got these items in 80s that I'd live to see the Astros win 2 world series titles, 5 ws appearances I never would have believed it. I don't take this moment for granted. We are champions again. Bury me in the H. d5c54746012cf394349a7fbc6cb97601.jpg8af88dcaa8ac3e3d3fe91652d8a3738d.jpgeefdfae067e66447c3188f32491eac31.jpg

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11 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Petition to @immamac to give unlimited pos reps in this thread for the next 24 hours.

Yes. I’m spent. Need more juice

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Team of destiny, really. We’ve been the best in baseball for 6 years, but unlike those 90s Braves, the second one came. THANK GOD

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