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Just now, runthebone said:

Tax deductible, but I wonder if it's any good.

It’s piss. 

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10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Tax deductible, but I wonder if it's any good.

I’m sure they got a deal, maybe even free since Fiddy and the Astros entered some partnership deal in September. 

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as the scoretracker app got opened out of habit, gandorf wept, because there were no more worlds to conquer. 

This chick reporter on 13 killed their momentum of being the best lol.

Was funny as hell when she was asking 30 people her only fucking question "who you looking to see?" And the little 6 yr old girl answered "My dad"

Dumbass then followed up with "wait your dad is a player??"

Most Playoff Games Since 2017

Team Games Record
Astros 86 53-33
Dodgers 70 40-30
Yankees 44 21-23
Atlanta 41 23-18
Rays 32 15-17
Red Sox 29 18-11
Nationals 22 14-8
Padres 18 8-10
Phillies 17 11-6
Brewers 17 7-10
Guardians 17 6-11
Cardinals 15 4-11
Cubs 13 4-9
18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Most Playoff Games Since 2017

Team Games Record
Astros 86 53-33
Dodgers 70 40-30
Yankees 44 21-23
Atlanta 41 23-18
Rays 32 15-17
Red Sox 29 18-11
Nationals 22 14-8
Padres 18 8-10
Phillies 17 11-6
Brewers 17 7-10
Guardians 17 6-11
Cardinals 15 4-11
Cubs 13 4-9

Yet the cheater crybabies still won't admit this team is a fucking DYNASTY

36 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

as the scoretracker app got opened out of habit, gandorf wept, because there were no more worlds to conquer. 

i feel this

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Why are women on these telecasts. They are ruining everything as usual.

/sorrynotsorry

"I'd like less Mia, Reyna, and Chita on my TV"

-No one ever

Teams to win 110+ games and miss the LCS:

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1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

ROFLO SAYS IT BEST

Beautiful. I was just about to post this. RoFlo is awesome and always reps and stands by his hometown. Been a fan of his since his days as a sportscaster on Austin local TV.

11 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Been a fan of his since his days as a sportscaster on Austin local TV.

I still can't believe KEYE fired him for someone queueing up the wrong tape with him muttering the word "shit" on one of his outtakes that was not intended for broadcast. They look silly now. 

7 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

When my oldest played at POLL he played 1B on a team with Bagwell’s step son. Bagwell spent a ton of time with my son working on his 1B play. Was super cool of him and he was great with my kiddo (he wasn’t actually a coach on team so this was just him taking his own time) so outside of being a great Astro he made a big impact on my son. 

I was at Spring Training the year they shifted Bags to 1B. I would have lost a ton of money on any bet that he’d eventually make the HOF. 

7 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Anyone headed to Parade?

Drove down to Houston with my 16-year old. Four hours down and four hours back tonight. Worth every mile. 

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24 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

ROFLO SAYS IT BEST

So next year’s slogan should be pretty clear. 

#INEVITABLE 

Just now, Planet Houston said:

So next year’s slogan should be pretty clear. 

#INEVITABLE 


#slammingbudsafterthedogpile 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

as the scoretracker app got opened out of habit, gandorf wept, because there were no more worlds to conquer. 

This is me.  Even though this season ended in the best way possible, it still ended.  The cold, dark void is upon us.

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

What did we ever do to L.J.?

Pena didn't even make 3 finalists for ROY lmao

Julio, Kwan, Adley

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Pena didn't even make 3 finalists for ROY lmao

Julio, Kwan, Adley

Bobby Moynihan What GIF

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Pena didn't even make 3 finalists for ROY lmao

Julio, Kwan, Adley


AL manager of the year is a bigger joke 

Francona, Hyde, Servias 

 

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2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

This is me.  Even though this season ended in the best way possible, it still ended.  The cold, dark void is upon us.

I wen to my grandmother's 94th bday get together yesterday. She listens to every game on the radio, cant see so good anymo.  Anyway,  I said to her "what a great bday present, another world series for your favorite team."

 

Her response was sadly "what do I have to look forward to now?  At least with them there was always tomorrow"

Let's get her another next year...

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I’m listening to whatever idiots host “Roundtrip” on MLB Radio and they are so pissed. Their tears could not be more delicious. 

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Not CR but fucking Ted Cruz's face is so punchable
Still no CR but....

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Still no CR but....
 

 

boss satisfying GIF

This is how it's done...Ted can't catch.

 

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I remember in 2017 someone posted a recording of Sparky’s locker room celebration broadcast. Does anyone have one for this year?

9 hours ago, Scraps said:

Not CR but fucking Ted Cruz's face is so punchable

Was it you who hit him with the beer can, haha?

11-2 at that and really should have been 12-1. 

6 minutes ago, Hate said:

11-2 at that and really should have been 12-1. 

GIF by Achievement Hunter

Sorry, I've been drinking and smoking.  Should have been 11-1.

btw, i have read several “huge fan, don’t post here much but keep up with the thread, great job guys”. 

we got plenty of room and i personally hope all you lurkers get active next season. we’re family up in here, everybody is welcome. 

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