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A pitching change with 2 outs and Maldonado coming up...f Jayce Tingler.  And what a stupid pair of names.

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Surprised Verlander didn't talk his way into the 9th

Well that should have been the dp to end the game at 27 PAs.  Lame.

For fuck’s sake, come on end the game already

Another shutout.  Quite a roll the pitching staff is on.  8 runs allowed in 8 games.  

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

On pace for 103 wins. Interesting way to get to that pace so far. 

some here were massively overreacting ten or so days ago

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

some here were massively overreacting ten or so days ago

The way we were hitting (or not hitting), I feared we'd struggle to win 85. Now we look like a serious contender again. The starting pitchers have been amazing. 

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

all that matters, stay healthy and get one of the two byes 

And appreciate the blessings along the way

kate upton bikini GIF

39 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 


someone send him a link to wulaw’s post in the no hitter thread !!!!

Sorry guys, my cousin mentioned the No-hitter right before that line drive single in the 8th. My family let us all down and I carry that shame with me like a rotting carcass hanging around my neck.

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

Sorry guys, my cousin mentioned the No-hitter right before that line drive single in the 8th. My family let us all down and I carry that shame with me like a rotting carcass hanging around my neck.

Old man called me to see if I was watching 🤦‍♂️

Thank god I come from a baseball family, no one said a word until he gave up that single. My mother was probably as disappointed as JV 

My girlfriend was completed befuddled why I was screaming for every out and then irate when I wouldn’t answer her asking after every out why I was so in to a random Tuesday May ballgame.


one thing I did notice, the broadcast didn’t show R H E going to break. Only runs.

is that normal? Saving space for an ad? Or did the producer really chop off the hits to avoid a jinx?

I bet Dusty wants to put Goodrum and Siri in the lineup today to break up the win streak.

19 minutes ago, dr99 said:

I bet Dusty wants to put Goodrum and Siri in the lineup today to break up the win streak.

He’ll save that for getaway day tomorrow 

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

My girlfriend was completed befuddled why I was screaming for every out and then irate when I wouldn’t answer her asking after every out why I was so in to a random Tuesday May ballgame.


one thing I did notice, the broadcast didn’t show R H E going to break. Only runs.

is that normal? Saving space for an ad? Or did the producer really chop off the hits to avoid a jinx?

I didn't notice the whole game, but they showed it all in the 4th or 5th inning going to break because I remember looking at it.  

Today, Will Clark (I know) was on sports radio in the Bay Area, and he talked about how Dusty Baker was the best hitting coach he ever had and how much Dusty helped him.

It should be on the KNBR podcast channel later today if not there already.

4 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

Sorry guys, my cousin mentioned the No-hitter right before that line drive single in the 8th. My family let us all down and I carry that shame with me like a rotting carcass hanging around my neck.

Your cousin will love the gulag. 

49 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Today, Will Clark (I know) was on sports radio in the Bay Area, and he talked about how Dusty Baker was the best hitting coach he ever had and how much Dusty helped him.

It should be on the KNBR podcast channel later today if not there already.

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1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Today, Will Clark (I know) was on sports radio in the Bay Area, and he talked about how Dusty Baker was the best hitting coach he ever had and how much Dusty helped him.

It should be on the KNBR podcast channel later today if not there already.

 

"They might have our signs, let's change our signs."

 

 

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SF was my second favorite team as a kid. Maybe it was trying to stay up until midnight for a game where the fog would roll in at Candlestick. Always loved Clark's game as well. His dodgers hatred still shines.

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fucking hated Will Clark 

This is the correct and only answer…back to the mid-80s along with Palmeiro and Miss St.

 

34 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fucking hated Will Clark 


per a friend that had to interact met him, world class dick 


per a friend that had to interact met him, world class dick 
I could tell that by looking at his dumb face
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


per a friend that had to interact met him, world class dick 

Yup, that’s pretty much his reputation. 

I did think it was funny when I read that his answering machine played a recording of BB King's "The Thrill is Gone." Also, I have an affinity for fellow grads of Jesuit highs schools, unless that school is in Dallas. But yeah, he was an Astro-killer for sure, and I've heard the same rumors of dickishness.

https://youtu.be/oica5jG7FpU

 

29 minutes ago, Scraps said:
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

per a friend that had to interact met him, world class dick 

I could tell that by looking at his dick face

Fify

 

He literally looks like a penis head in that clip above 

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It seems that the Giants have had a disproportionate amount of jerks in their history. The Clark, Bonds and Kent trio takes a backseat to no one in in terms of assholery. 

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Fify

 

He literally looks like a penis head in that clip above 

 

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I may not have caught the numbers right but I think Ford just said that last night JV tied Randy Johnson for 2nd most times taking a no-hitter into the 8th in the expansion era with 8.  Nolan had 23.

this fuckin catcher and his frame jobs.  its fucking comical

8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

My girlfriend was completed befuddled why I was screaming for every out and then irate when I wouldn’t answer her asking after every out why I was so in to a random Tuesday May ballgame.


one thing I did notice, the broadcast didn’t show R H E going to break. Only runs.

is that normal? Saving space for an ad? Or did the producer really chop off the hits to avoid a jinx?

I saw it for several innings show hits 

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