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46 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Ha, Twitter rumor is Lowe isn't vaxxed, so that's why they're trying to get McCarthy on the 40 for Tor. 

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Toronto isn't going to bend over for the Jays the way NY did for the Yankees? 

LF Brad Miller
2B Marcus Semien
SS Corey Seager
C Mitch Garver
1B Nathaniel Lowe
CF Adolis García
RF Kole Calhoun
DH Willie Calhoun
3B Andy Ibáñez

 

We all agree that isn’t perfect, but please rewind to 12 months ago. 

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SS Isiah Kiner-Falefa
LF David Dahl
RF Joey Gallo
2B Nick Solak
1B Nathaniel Lowe
3B Brock Holt
DH Eli White
CF Leody Taveras
C Jose Trevino

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13 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

LF Brad Miller
2B Marcus Semien
SS Corey Seager
C Mitch Garver
1B Nathaniel Lowe
CF Adolis García
RF Kole Calhoun
DH Willie Calhoun
3B Andy Ibáñez

 

We all agree that isn’t perfect, but please rewind to 12 months ago. 

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SS Isiah Kiner-Falefa
LF David Dahl
RF Joey Gallo
2B Nick Solak
1B Nathaniel Lowe
3B Brock Holt
DH Eli White
CF Leody Taveras
C Jose Trevino

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46 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

LF Brad Miller
2B Marcus Semien
SS Corey Seager
C Mitch Garver
1B Nathaniel Lowe
CF Adolis García
RF Kole Calhoun
DH Willie Calhoun
3B Andy Ibáñez

 

We all agree that isn’t perfect, but please rewind to 12 months ago. 

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SS Isiah Kiner-Falefa
LF David Dahl
RF Joey Gallo
2B Nick Solak
1B Nathaniel Lowe
3B Brock Holt
DH Eli White
CF Leody Taveras
C Jose Trevino

Why would your remind us of this? What kind of sick fuck are you???

Lowe seems like a good guy, but I'm really looking forward to getting a real regular first baseman that's more than a couple of short hot streaks a season and a lot of meh the rest of the way... 

Sink or swim, I'm actually excited to see what Ibanez does this season. You never know, could be one of those underdog breakout types. 

That’s a close to .500 lineup in the west. If I squint real hard I can see .450

4 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

That’s a close to .500 lineup in the west. If I squint real hard I can see .450

I know it's spring training... but we led in RBIs and were 2nd in HRs.

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So only one starter the same from last year's opening day? How often do you have almost a complete turnover of your lineup in one year in the majors?

I know it's spring training... but we led in RBIs and were 2nd in HRs.
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I didn't want to say anything since it was preseason games but we put up a lot of runs. We're gonna have to.

I see the Triple A team is off to a flying start losing their first 2 games by a combined score of 19 to 3.

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13 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Dude nobody in here gives a flying fuck about Houston.

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Like you said this ain’t no 2010 roster but it beats the everloving shit out of what we’ve been subjected to for the last few years. I’ll take it

Just get me through to football season. That's  all I ever ask from the Rangers.

So far, so good. Still tied for first and not yet eliminated.

is the official time 6:09 or 6:39?

who gets the first hit of the season?  i'm going with mitch.  it'll be the first HR of the season too btw.

Gallo and IKF combined 0-6 with 4 strike outs and 1 walk.....

 

I loved Gallo, but glad I'm not watching that right now

Somewhere around .500. Depends on how many games the staff blows and how many games the bats steal.

I think at the very least it should be fun watching these guys hit. 

On 4/6/2022 at 9:46 PM, CowtownHorn said:

LFG. And fuck those cheatin’ ***Asstros***.

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Rent fucking free.

Looking forward to the season with the new roster but can only get so excited with fucking Bally Sports running things and this goes for all local teams. Yeah, I know there are streams to find out there but not all of them are reliable and the quality is not the same and I just want to be able to turn on my device and fire up the game.

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