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I assume that's Katie Nolan, because from the game I saw earlier in the season, that's literally the extent of her commentary.

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    Yep…Astros fans went through this two weeks ago.

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Sea calling Kirby up. Expected to take the bump tomorrow. Not an M’s fan but I hope this kid lives up to half the hype he’s gotten. Should be worth the watch tomorrow

Watching Voglefat score from first on a ball hit into the LF corner is the funniest thing I’ve seen today. It will not make any base running tutorial videos. 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

Andres Gimenez out here trying to win a gold glove:

 

 

 

The time between the ball getting to him and the ball being released on that 2nd clip is inhuman. 

This is objectively good for the game of baseball, hopefully it stays this way the rest of the year. 
 

 

It won't last the next 2 weeks bruh....H town coming to take what's theirs

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

It won't last the next 2 weeks bruh....H town coming to take what's theirs

* they're's

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:
8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
* they're's

There's

Not nearly enough apostrophe's.

A bit pissed at Betts.

dodgers with two outs in the 9th had a line score of 4 1 0. Wanted it to end that way. 

with 2 strikes and 2 outs, hits a 2 run bomb

6 2 0

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620 IS THE SOUTHERN KANSAS AREA CODE. HIS WAY OF SHOWING LOVE TO THE FOLKS BACK HOME.

59 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This is objectively good for the game of baseball, hopefully it stays this way the rest of the year. 
 

 


They don’t hang pennants for standings On May 7

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is impossible:

 

He's honestly a freak. There was some post on the baseball reddit of him the other day making the point of how easy he makes it look to throw 100+. 

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The rare true emergency C was used by Pitt today after an ejection & injury. First time he’s caught since HS. 

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/pirates-forced-to-use-utility-man-josh-vanmeter-behind-the-plate-in-rare-mlb-emergency-catcher-situation/

 

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The last true emergency catcher was Pedro Feliz with the Giants in 2007. Starting catcher Bengie Molina was removed from the game as part of a double switch, then backup Eliezer Alfonzo exited with an injury. Kevin Frandsen, the team's emergency catcher, was used as a pinch-hitter earlier in the game, so Feliz went behind the plate.

28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is impossible:

 

First team all name

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18 games scheduled today

In case you don’t feel old enough, Carl Crawford’s son is projected to be an early round draft pick in a couple months. 

Pretty rare that I get to do something "cool" on a layover. I've got a long ORD today. Can only stay for 2 hours then get back to the hotel. Maybe hit up Sterling. I don't know if I'll have time.a3ee27769d985350e07adb6cd166e9f2.jpg

Padres we’re shutout last night and held scoreless through 8.2 today. Alfaro with a PH 450 ft 3-run walkoff was not expected. 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

What in the actual fuck?  Is this baseball for the Idiocracy crowd?

Savannah bananas. Collegiate summer team. They’ve obliterated all of that leagues attendance records and are pretty good to boot, 2 league titles in the past 5 years. 

20 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Savannah bananas. Collegiate summer team. They’ve obliterated all of that leagues attendance records and are pretty good to boot, 2 league titles in the past 5 years. 

So what's up with the hijinks and assorted bullshit?  Do relief pitchers enter the game by repelling from a Blackhawk helicopter?  Do they have a guy on a unicycle juggling firesticks circling the bases between innings?  I guess this is the WWE equivalent of baseball.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

What in the actual fuck?  Is this baseball for the Idiocracy crowd?

Basically.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Savannah bananas. Collegiate summer team. They’ve obliterated all of that leagues attendance records and are pretty good to boot, 2 league titles in the past 5 years. 

They also have a Harlem Globetrotters type team, which is what that is.  Eric Byrnes, Jake Peavy, Jhohnnyh Gomes, and Bill Lee were playing for them last weekend.

 

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So what's up with the hijinks and assorted bullshit?  Do relief pitchers enter the game by repelling from a Blackhawk helicopter?  Do they have a guy on a unicycle juggling firesticks circling the bases between innings?  I guess this is the WWE equivalent of baseball.

Yes

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Mets telling the Rangers to hold their beer as the dumbed organization in baseball. 

I think that was determined a long time ago -  Bobby Bonilla 

The Mariners were able to dump Cano, but not all of his contract.  The Mets owe him $37.5 MM, but Seattle is still on the hook for $7.5MM.

Wow.

In next year's annual performance review I'm going to tell my supervisor that my goal is to suck so bad at my job he will pay me $40MM to walk away.

Woodward must be a Surly poster. Says something stupid, gets called out, says he was just kidding. 

 

19 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Also fuck the Dodgers.

You mean the best team in baseball?  Yeah fuck those guys.  2.07 team ERA.  Is that good?

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Woodward must be a Surly poster. Says something stupid, gets called out, says he was just kidding. 

 

This was my favorite part of the episode, because he sounds like me.

 

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Basically.

They also have a Harlem Globetrotters type team, which is what that is.  Eric Byrnes, Jake Peavy, Jhohnnyh Gomes, and Bill Lee were playing for them last weekend.

 

Autocorrect must have got you.

Pretty sure its Jhohnnyh Ghomes

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This was my favorite part of the episode, because he sounds like me.

 

Hah, he didn't specify MLB ballparks. Bringing in minors makes it at least possible, but extending it to little league makes it a little tougher.

 

Hell of a career for this little guy.  Homered in his 1st ML AB, and then basically forced himself into playing time as a 4th OF in AZ, then played so well they had to start him.  Big fan favorite in both AZ and WSH, got the Rockies to pay him $26M for 3 years, and retires with a MLB pension and World Series ring.

Trout 1 HR tonight, Shohei with a solo and a grand slam.

 

EDIT:  Sho's first grand slam at any level.   

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Josh Naylor may run out of innings but is halfway home to reverse HR cycle

GS in the 9th to tie it up.

3 run HR in the 11th to put them up 3.

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Trout 1 HR tonight, Shohei with a solo and a grand slam.

 

EDIT:  Sho's first grand slam at any level.   

And speaking of HR cycles, angels as a team have a solo, 2 run, 3 run and grand slam tonight 

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