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Guess Philly didn't have enough cameras to relay down to the dugout, then to 2nd, then to the hitter....




Probably not the best nickname choice lmao

 

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hey @Sbbruin, do you like apples?
 

 

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Last I checked, the object is to have the  best record, not the best stats.  So we've got that part covered.  But good for Goldie. Always liked him.

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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Last I checked, the object is to have the  best record, not the best stats.  So we've got that part covered.  But good for Goldie. Always liked him.

Paul craps bigger than Mookie.

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Paul craps bigger than Mookie.

How many GM's in MLB would trade Mookie for Goldie?

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

How many GM's in MLB would trade Mookie for Goldie?

Obviously none of them because Mookie Betts is the hottest hitter in baseball right now. Bar none.  Look at Mookie’s stats for the last 3 weeks.  No way you can compare anyone.

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Last I checked, the object is to have the  best record, not the best stats.  So we've got that part covered.  But good for Goldie. Always liked him.
Yeah the Braves record was amazing last season
2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Hey @Helobious We locked our Big Bopper up through 2028.  How about y’all?

Congrats, I’ll have to look around for a fuck to give about that. Judge will re-sign as a free agent after the year, he wants to be a Yankee for life. I’m hoping for a big AAV and not that many years. 

21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Congrats, I’ll have to look around for a fuck to give about that. Judge will re-sign as a free agent after the year, he wants to be a Yankee for life. I’m hoping for a big AAV and not that many years. 

Lulz. So he turned down 7/$213M so he could come back next year after an MVP caliber season and do a team friendly deal? He going to bend Cashman over and cram his 35” bat up his ass.  

Baseball is dumb....last 3 games at Coors 50 runs scored....tonight 0 in the 9th

Apparently 2nd game ever at Coors Field to be scoreless through 9

29 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Apparently 2nd game ever at Coors Field to be scoreless through 9

Hideo Nomo threw a no-hitter at Coors

On 6/3/2022 at 9:28 AM, Scraps said:

Probably not the best nickname choice lmao

 

Its refreshing to see someone not get all bent out of shape by the trivial shit in life. 

 

Mackenzie Gore seems pretty good.

 

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Am I the only person who remembers Lester Hayes?

nope, I thought about him and his grass covered arms due to all the stickum he used immediately after seeing the tweet.

55 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Mackenzie Gore seems pretty good.

 

Last week’s matchup between Gore and the Pirates’ Roansy Contreras may be one of the best pitchers duels between rookies in recent history.  Contreras’ numbers are right there with Gore so far.

Both of those dudes are very good.

All of that may have just from being in close proximity of Fred Biletnikoff. 

Sosa for the Cardinals was set to score easily with two outs in the top of the 9th in a tie game.  Except dipshit missed third base and had to go back.  Goldie grounds out to SS to end the top of the 9th.

 

On 6/3/2022 at 10:33 PM, Scraps said:

Baseball is dumb....last 3 games at Coors 50 runs scored....tonight 0 in the 9th

1 - 1 after nine tonight.

Baseball is amazing. The Angels have maybe the 2 best players in the world on the team & they’re fucking horrible. Trout will likely never win a playoff GAME in his career. Forget a series. 

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Dave Roberts channels his inner Dave Roberts and tries to bring in a position player to pitch the ninth while trailing by five.  Problem is the new rule states you have to be winning or losing by 6+ to do so.  The other problem is said position player was last dude on the bench.

This afternoon’s Mets/Dodgers game was a great one. Probably a preview of the NLCS. 

19 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dave Roberts channels his inner Dave Roberts and tries to bring in a position player to pitch the ninth while trailing by five.  Problem is the new rule states you have to be winning or losing by 6+ to do so.  The other problem is said position player was last dude on the bench.

Which is funny, but then they just delayed the game for 15 minutes so the Dodgers could warm someone up. What the fuck? Do opponents of the Dodgers now get to just randomly delay a game 15 minutes because they forgot to have someone warm up? Some Dodgers reliever should have gone out and tossed meatballs or just walked 3-4 dudes. MLB just deciding to let the Dodgers get special rules in pretty on par for MLB.

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6 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Which is funny, but then they just delayed the game for 15 minutes so the Dodgers could warm someone up. What the fuck? Do opponents of the Dodgers now get to just randomly delay a game 15 minutes because they forgot to have someone warm up? Some Dodgers reliever should have gone out and tossed meatballs or just walked 3-4 dudes. MLB just deciding to let the Dodgers get special rules in pretty on par for MLB.

The umpires are in a terrible situation there.  You really expect them to force a guy who's not warmed up to come into the game?  Do that and the risk of that guy blowing up his arm is high.  I don't blame them at all.  Fuck Dave Roberts.

Have him throw warm up pitches in the game. Give up hits or walks. I mean do you see pitchers blow out their arms warming up in the bullpen on a regular basis? Just ask the pitcher to do the same damn thing the position player was going to do.

Yeah it was all fucked up. Dodgers shouldn't be allowed to pitch a position player the rest of the season for that fuck up.

2 hours ago, slorch said:

https://www.mlb.com/news/dallas-keuchel-d-backs-deal

Keuchel to minors for D-backs.

If I find out he's pitching for the (AA) Sod Poodles, i would definitely try to go.  Not sure he'd start his return  at AA though.

Saw that reunion with Steom coming a mile away.  I hope it works out 

I just noticed the Reds are now a 0.5 game above 0.333.  That's quite a run after their shittastic start

21 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The umpires are in a terrible situation there.  You really expect them to force a guy who's not warmed up to come into the game?  Do that and the risk of that guy blowing up his arm is high.  I don't blame them at all.  Fuck Dave Roberts.

They could have told Roberts his other choice was to forfeit the game.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They could have told Roberts his other choice was to forfeit the game.

You think MLB would be OK with the umpires forcing a forfeit?

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You think MLB would be OK with the umpires forcing a forfeit?

Can you explain why Roberts should not have subjected a pitcher to the exact same heinous fate that he was going to subject a position player to? Did Pujols throw warm up pitches before he threw a few weeks ago?

I don't this this is a top 10 ever MLB scandal or anything but it just baffles me how it is being ignored.

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18 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They could have told Roberts his other choice was to forfeit the game.

 

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You think MLB would be OK with the umpires forcing a forfeit?

A pitcher could go out and lob meatballs without a 15 minute delay.  Or issue 4 IBBs and then he could put in his precious ppp to protect the health of his delicate  13 man pitching staff

Pitching staffs keep growing and growing but no one is capable of mop up duty anymore.

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9 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Can you explain why Roberts should not have subjected a pitcher to the exact same heinous fate that he was going to subject a position player to? Did Pujols throw warm up pitches before he threw a few weeks ago?

I mean, risking an arm injury for a pitcher is a world of difference from risking it for a position player (none of whom tend to be good players) pitching.  

Serious question -- who is the most talented position player to pitch in mop-up?

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Pitching staffs keep growing and growing but no one is capable of mop up duty anymore.

This really pisses me off, too.  

 

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Someone in Houston is stealing signs again:

 

Helobious done it.

 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Good. It doesn’t belong there anyway.

See.  Pretty much a straight up confession right there.

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