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Btw Turner bats .258 against lefties when he has a 2 strike count. Muncy bats .251 against lefties overall


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As I said, Yankees are in trouble when they face real bats and Cole can’t just blow through the lineup with ease.

3 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

As I said, Yankees are in trouble when they face real bats and Cole can’t just blow through the lineup with ease.

You say that like they didn’t beat the Twins 10-4 two days ago. It’s just two shitty games, jesus. 

You say that like they didn’t beat the Twins 10-4 two days ago. It’s just two shitty games, jesus. 

Not saying they suck because they don’t, just don’t see the dominant World Series run, they have plenty of glaring deficiencies
2 hours ago, BrickTop said:


Not saying they suck because they don’t, just don’t see the dominant World Series run, they have plenty of glaring deficiencies

The Yankees and their insurmountable glaring deficiencies rallied back and just took a 9-7 lead. 

30 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Rough night for the Boras, Inc.ees

 

 

3 hours ago, BrickTop said:


Not saying they suck because they don’t, just don’t see the dominant World Series run, they have plenty of glaring deficiencies

Dude they're fucking 41-16. "Glaring deficiencies?'"

Glaringly deficient Yankees erase 7-2 deficit and win 10-7.

FYI, when your ace-adjacent pitcher throws the worst game of his life and you win anyway, you’re probably a pretty good team. 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Glaringly deficient Yankees erase 7-2 deficit and win 10-7.

FYI, when your ace-adjacent pitcher throws the worst game of his life and you win anyway, you’re probably a pretty good team. 

aren't you like 30, if not older by now? quit posting like a combative fucking 12 year old. nobody gives a shit, all you're doing is polluting the thread with your persecution complex nonsense. christ. 

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Glaringly deficient poster has problem with me posting facts.

post your random, inane yankee facts in a thread that's dedicated to the yankees, not here. again, nobody gives a shit about your daily yankee updates or your delusional victim complex. leave that shit out of this thread.

3 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

post your random, inane yankee facts in a thread that's dedicated to the yankees, not here. again, nobody gives a shit about your daily yankee updates or your delusional victim complex. leave that shit out of this thread.

BrickTop started that entire thing. I’m gonna defend my team. 

11 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

aren't you like 30, if not older by now? quit posting like a combative fucking 12 year old. nobody gives a shit, all you're doing is polluting the thread with your persecution complex nonsense. christ. 

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8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Angels finally break the skid

all it took was Shohei going 7 on the mound and adding a HR

That was a hell of an outing for him. 

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

parks and recreation laughing GIF

It really was something.  I hope he at least he giggled a little when he typed it.

20 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

Was awesome to see Mad Max break out in his first game back.  If we can get him on track, that'll be nice.

Cubs pitchers tossing BP tonight. Stanton ties his own record for hardest hit ball in the MLB this season. 
 

 

 
Really should have fired him after that dumbassery the other day
On 6/4/2022 at 6:35 PM, Beau Vine said:

Mackenzie Gore seems pretty good.

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT, DUDE!

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Cubs pitchers tossing BP tonight. Stanton ties his own record for hardest hit ball in the MLB this season. 
 

 

I was going to go to this game, but I was so tired when I got home from work that I am just going to attempt to go later on today, weather permitting. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

So why is he doing this? He’s 39. Think I’d just hang it up instead of playing on SpongeBob nights in triple A.

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

*record scratch* you're probably wondering how I wound up in this situation. 

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So why is he doing this? He’s 39. Think I’d just hang it up instead of playing on SpongeBob nights in triple A.

Plus, he's making $24M this year and next.  You literally could buy everything in El Paso and still have money left over to buy everything in Juarez.

11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So why is he doing this? He’s 39. Think I’d just hang it up instead of playing on SpongeBob nights in triple A.

Apparently if he refuses assignment he doesn't get paid. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Apparently if he refuses assignment he doesn't get paid. 

That's not correct.  You only need 3 years service time to be allowed to refuse a minor league assignment.

3 years to refuse the assignment, 5 years to refuse it & still collect your fully guaranteed pay. 

Willie Calhoun has to slink back to RR or else he will forfeit the rest of his $1.3M this season. Same with your boy DeJong earlier. 

Rougie refused his assignment & still gets all of it because he was >5 years. 

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10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's not correct.  You only need 3 years service time to be allowed to refuse a minor league assignment.

How dare you question my MLB contract knowledge. 

Good to know. I was just going off of what was said on Twitter. Because Twitter is never wrong about anything. 

So he's basically just doing it for the love of the game? Kind of cool. 

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

Stanton ties his own record for hardest hit ball in the MLB this season.

It must be hard for you to have someone you hate so much to be successful. 
 

Pretty amazing stat

 

Steve Sax's son was one of the Marines killed in that crash in California.  RIP

 

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from New York City

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It must be hard for you to have someone you hate so much to be successful. 
 

Pretty amazing stat

 

I don’t hate Stanton anymore. With Hicks & Gallo on the team I can see what actual horrible players look like.

That’s the most impressive part of the Yankees season. They’ve been doing this with 2 gigantic anchors getting regular playing time

15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I don’t hate Stanton anymore

Lulz Thanks for confirming your propensity   toward bandwagon fandom. 

The Cubs seem like they may not be real good at baseball this year if you let Kiner-Falefa and Gallo get two RBI’s each in the opening frame. Not to mention dropping the infield pop-up as well which was just a brilliant lesson on communication. Shocking observation I know.

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Fucking ouch. 

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The Nationals signed Strasburg to a seven-year, $245 million extension in December 2019, but because of injuries, he has made just eight major league starts since signing that contract, going 1-4 with a 6.89 ERA in those games.

Back on the DL after only averaging 91.9 MPH in his '22 debut. 

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

How the fuck
 

Vlad Sr. fucked himself to conceive him. Only reasonable explanation. 

On 6/10/2022 at 7:08 AM, Helobious said:

BrickTop started that entire thing. I’m gonna defend my team. 

Your team has been defending itself quite well this season.

Damn Jackie....everyone knows you never ever get your sidechick pregnant

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