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On 6/29/2022 at 4:28 PM, Helobious said:

Nice little qualifier there. The Yankees are so fucking good they split a series with you even though they never took one at bat with a lead. Can’t wait for judge to slam his gavel dick across your faces at that juicebox tomorrow.

that post aged well, congrats on losing to the Space Cowboys

Besides the city connect abominations, another reason Manfred belongs in jail is that terrible Beth Mowins is calling the Cubs-Red Sox game on MLBNet.  Jessica Mendoza is good, Beth Mowins is excruciating. 

I thought, "Maaaaybe those only look terrible because of the lighting."  Nope:

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I though, "Maaaaybe those only look terrible because of the lighting."  Nope:

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20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

A League of Their Own came out 30 years ago tomorrow, and is still one of the most perfect movies ever made, and I'd be willing to fight you if you disagree.

Marla Hooch lives in Spring and can still swing the bat:

 

American Pastime cages. Now I'm upset I've never seen Marla Hooch there. 

It’s not funny at all because Gwynn is arguably one the greatest hitters of all time. You’re a stupid motherfucker and you should feel bad for subjecting us all to your dumbfuckery.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I thought, "Maaaaybe those only look terrible because of the lighting."  Nope:

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I’ve seen Caribbean Premiere League cricket unis that were worse.  That’s about it though. 

12 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’ve seen Caribbean Premiere League cricket unis that were worse.  That’s about it though. 

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14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Charlie really needed to wear white cleats there so he could complete the leisure suit ensemble. 

I can’t be bothered to look up who the home plate ump is in the Cards v Phils game but his strike zone is complete dog shit. 

I can’t be bothered to look up who the home plate ump is in the Cards v Phils game but his strike zone is complete dog shit. 
Pretty sure its the same dude who was at 1st for this game




1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pretty cool

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You can afford do that when you’re getting paid by a team that is also paying Mr. Bonilla $1.2M today and every July 1 for another 14 years. 
 

HAPPY BOBBY BONILLA DAY!!!

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

@Helobious Gallo lmao

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Who tf is comparing Gallo to Tony Gwynn?

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I thought, "Maaaaybe those only look terrible because of the lighting."  Nope:

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Strange craving for taco cabana for some reason.

Who tf is comparing Gallo to Tony Gwynn?

Jesus fuck son put down the bottle this has already been covered well above.
Arenado hits for the cycle tonight.  
I honestly was gonna call it when i saw he was 2-2 with the triple and homer out of the way by the 3rd but i did not.

Lulz, that should have been a double E5...or maybe a triple if you give him two just for that throw

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Who tf is comparing Gallo to Tony Gwynn?

Pretty sure it's to put in perspective how terrible Gallo is. And how good Gwynn was. 

Anyone with three functioning brain cells already knew that. Which I guess explains why you’re posting it here

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I thought, "Maaaaybe those only look terrible because of the lighting."  Nope:

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Was sherbet invented in San Diego?

At least that would make a lick of sense...

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I thought, "Maaaaybe those only look terrible because of the lighting."  Nope:

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i wish i could find the clip from parks and rec where justin says, "as far as white leather suits go it's...awful."

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

2-run walkoff for Buxton against Balt. 

i hate to say it but i'm just waiting for him to slide wrong and end up on the 60 day DL. he's the Joel Embiid of baseball- any time he plays 85% of a season he's an MVP candidate; he just never plays 85% of any given season. if i owned Buxton in fantasy right now i would trade the shit out of him. i hate his injury record, but it is what it is. hope he overcomes it this year. 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pretty sure it's to put in perspective how terrible Gallo is. And how good Gwynn was. 

The 27 Ks in Gwynn's last three seasons is a bit misleading since he only played 36 games in his next to last year and 71 games in his last season.

More impressive to me is he averaged 29 strikeouts / year over a 20 year career.  Still lower than butthead Gallo's total for the month.

Going through some lists about career strikeouts / season numbers, Gwynn is in a class of his own which most of us already know.  But the only dudes close to him that most of us may have heard of are Lou Boudreau (30 SO / season), Joe DiMaggio (34 SO / season) and Yogi Berra (32 SO / season).  Jackie Robinson's numbers are not complete, but he was around 29 in the major leagues.

Quintessential slap hitters with zero power that I knew of growing up like Ozzie Smith and Johnny Ray were in the high 30's.

Most of the guys with a lower SO / season mark than Gwynn have names like Rip, Pie, Sparky, Irish and Skeeter.

Going to the top of the 9th in Candlestick (errrrrrr AT&T) and it's 0-0.

We got no scoring and fog.  Just missing some airborne garbage and a chain link fence to make this a real throwback game.

 

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15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Took one of the best license plate themes in the country and made it look like shit…

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I thought, "Maaaaybe those only look terrible because of the lighting."  Nope:

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Whale's vagina day?

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I thought, "Maaaaybe those only look terrible because of the lighting."  Nope:

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18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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I hate this shit. It’s the MLB. Not beer league softball 

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