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    Yep…Astros fans went through this two weeks ago.

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MLB propaganda machine in full force on MLB network broadcasts. I mean I get it but this on air worship of the ghost runner is annoying.

Helo  kicking himself he didn't go with the "2022 WS champs" title.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Helo  kicking himself he didn't go with the "2022 WS champs" title.

Years of that not working. It was time for a change. 

Dodgers rolling again. 1620-0 baby.

Charlie Steiner just said Coors Field is the 3rd oldest stadium in the National League. Only Dodger Stadium and Wrigley are older. Crazy to think.

The starting pitcher's opening day line for everyone's trendy ws champion pick: 0.1 IP 3 H 4 R 2 BB 0 K 1 HR.  And a sweet triple digit ERA

We got dugouts clearing in the NY Wash game. Lindor plunked in the facial region.


3rd Met to get hit up in the helmet/face guard in 2 days

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

We got dugouts clearing in the NY Wash game. Lindor plunked in the facial region.


3rd Met to get hit up in the helmet/face guard in 2 days

And the Friday Night Baseball broadcast on Apple TV Plus is a mess.  

And the Friday Night Baseball broadcast on Apple TV Plus is a mess.  
Well yeah because women

So fucking stupid.  The kids are going to love baseball now!  f manfred

Took the Jays 2 innings to come from 7-0 down to tie it

i've watched a lot of baseball today, and some of these balls seem dead. ive seen a surprisingly high number of balls that look crushed off the bat, only to end up dying at or even before the warming track. seen a bunch of announcing teams get fooled too. even on indoor games with perfect weather. it's weird. 

if they hit 3 mets yesterday, it should have been open season on nationals hitters today 

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Sorry fuck Profar just hit a 2-run yack. 

Hey!!!

The Apple TV broadcast is absolutely brutal. Constant babbling

Dan Vogelbach set an all-time record today for highest BMI for a leadoff hitter.

Bobby Witt just did his best Omar Quintanilla impression in the 10th inning to stop the go-ahead run from scoring. his throw was nowhere near as good as Omar's, but the pick/play was unreal, and Salvy bailed him out with a great play at the plate. early returns on Witt are decidedly positive. 

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

Bobby Witt just did his best Omar Quintanilla impression in the 10th inning to stop the go-ahead run from scoring. his throw was nowhere near as good as Omar's, but the pick/play was unreal, and Salvy bailed him out with a great play at the plate. early returns on Witt are decidedly positive. 

I know Omar.  I was in the stands for his play.  This no Omar:

 

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I know Omar.  I was in the stands for his play.  This no Omar:

 

no, it's not; it's his best impression of Omar. that's all he's got. not just anyone can be Omar man. 

The Mets need to grow some balls. #5 hit by pitch. I don’t give a fuck of it was off speed 

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Pitching phenom Roki Sasaki had 19 strikeouts while throwing a perfect game in a record-setting performance Sunday in Japan's top professional league.

Sasaki, 20, recorded the first perfect game in Nippon Professional Baseball since 1994 and the 16th in league history, according to multiple Japanese media outlets.

Sasaki, a right-hander for the Chiba Lotte Marines, tied an NPB record with his 19 strikeouts against the Orix Buffaloes. He also struck out 13 consecutive batters at one point, a record in Japanese pro baseball, according to Kyodo News.

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Featuring a fastball that routinely topped 100 mph and a devastating forkball, Sasaki needed 105 pitches to log the 94th no-hitter in Japanese pro baseball history and the first since Aug. 15, 2020, according to Kyodo News. It was NPB's first perfect game since May 18, 1994, according to Kyodo.

This was rather crushed

Rangers have scored 8 in a row since then to now lead 9-6.

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7 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

hardest hit ball of the statcast era:

 

What? Stanton has 12 batted balls with exit velos over 120 MPH.

What? Stanton has 12 batted balls with exit velos over 120 MPH.

Hardest hit ball by a left handed batter since statcast.

Only 5 players have touched 119 plus the other four are righties

What? Stanton has 12 batted balls with exit velos over 120 MPH.

Stanton really scalds the ball when he touches it, almost seems like he waits a bit too late on some and benefits from the short porch in right, not real sure how much exit velo factors in over launch angle anyway unless you’re glad Guerrero who hits more line drive hr than I’ve even seen.
5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Shocked that no one has posted an altered version with all of the buzzers and vibrating band-aids identified. 

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