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13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is it confirmed this is his last year? 

You gotta go for 700...

He's said over and over he's done. He just hit another. 8 away. 

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1 minute ago, pops said:

He's said over and over he's done. He just hit another. 8 away. 

Yeah... I know. He's posting his best OPS+ in 10 years though. Guess the odds he does it again next year are pretty low. 

Wonder if the HR derby gave him some confidence or put him in the right state of mind. 

13 minutes ago, pops said:

He's said over and over he's done. He just hit another. 8 away. 

Wife and I were just talking about it -- If he were an everyday player, I think he'd have a chance.  But given that he can't hit righties at all and Brad Lidge is retired, I don't see how he hits 8 more in 6 weeks. 

31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Wife and I were just talking about it -- If he were an everyday player, I think he'd have a chance.  But given that he can't hit righties at all and Brad Lidge is retired, I don't see how he hits 8 more in 6 weeks. 

Yeah... unless they make a WS run which isn't going to happen I don't see him getting to 700. But if he could get 5 more and pass Arod that would be nice. 

12 minutes ago, pops said:

Yeah... unless they make a WS run which isn't going to happen I don't see him getting to 700. But if he could get 5 more and pass Arod that would be nice. 

Playoff stats don’t count towards your career totals.

13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Playoff stats don’t count towards your career totals.

Good point. I'm a retard. 

700 is nice but I think #5 is gonna be just fine if he finishes sub 700.  

MadBum was pulling a Chan Ho Park right?

20 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

700 is nice but I think #5 is gonna be just fine if he finishes sub 700.  

He reached a nice milestone tonight. Passed Musiel for 2nd most total bases in history after Aaron

Edited by TonyTexas

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

He reached a nice milestone tonight. 2nd most total bases in history after Aaron

But still not even close to the Cardinals record

13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Astros are the Braves’ bitch. 

The transitive law means the Yankees are, too, because, well, you know.

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The transitive law means the Yankees are, too, because, well, you know.

Haha

I started  to post the same thing asking what, with the transitive property, that makes the Yankees, but it’s helobious, so said fuck it 

47 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Astros are the Braves’ bitch. 

Dude, worry about your team. 

Missed the game, but May with 5 innings of 1 hit ball.  I think we just may survive the Buehler loss.

is 83-36 good?  It seems good.

33 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dude, worry about your team. 

There’s nothing to worry about with my team, they’re fucking horrible. About a third of Yankee Twitter is saying we should tank the rest of the season to get better draft positions. Hard to see the argument against that at this point, I assume the calls for that will grow. 

I am a sox fan. We are last in the East. Shitty year for us. Just saying, the Astros are not your problem. And it is a Texas board. Stop the whining and love the sport. Yankees are going to make the playoffs. One way or another. What happens there happens. 

 

The Braves are looking a little like the 2019 Nationals and the run they went on after a slow start. 52-20 since June 1. 

Edited by Hank Chinaski

13 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

The Braves are looking a little like the 2019 Nationals and the run they went on after a slow start. 52-20 since June 1. 

The Braves are looking more like the 2021 Braves. 

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The Braves are looking more like the 2021 Braves. 

Them too. (Was thinking 2019 Nationals due to the Harper/Freeman departures.)

Edited by Hank Chinaski

The Braves are going to be a problem for a while. They have been so aggressive in signing their young talent to pre-FA contract extensions. Acuna, Riley, Albies, Olson, Harris are all signed through 2028 and beyond. 

12 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

He reached a nice milestone tonight. Passed Musiel for 2nd most total bases in history after Aaron

Sten Musiel was a ballplayer.

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

Astros are the Braves’ bitch. 

Astros by 10 today

15 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah... I know. He's posting his best OPS+ in 10 years though. Guess the odds he does it again next year are pretty low. 

Wonder if the HR derby gave him some confidence or put him in the right state of mind. 

saw this a couple days ago:

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15 hours ago, Helobious said:

Astros are the Braves’ bitch. 

Has anyone seen the Blue Jays bitch?

 

Why are the Yankees retiring Paul O'Neill's jersey?  
Who's next, Jim Leyritz?  Randy Velarde?

And in honor of the event, Judge just got his pussy hurt because he got plunked on his gigantic elbow guard.

 

Edited by Beau Vine

Lol Manoah would pound the fuck out of kermit so he should probably stay in the dugout

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Losing is a disease, as contagious as syphilis 

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

And in honor of the event, Judge just got his pussy hurt because he got plunked on his gigantic elbow guard.

 

Oh please. He got plunked and was frustrated for like 2 seconds about it. Waved everyone in the dugout back and seemed to squash it with Manoah immediately. 

On 8/20/2022 at 6:20 AM, shadow_operative said:

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That’s a good move. Roger Clemens should get the 9th too.  He’s not one of theirs but both guys should be HOFers. 

59 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This was way more improbable than that

 

 

Hey Helo, this Gallo kid ain’t all that bad…

(Also has a single, a triple and run scored)

Edited by Sbbruin

18 hours ago, Helobious said:

Astros are the Braves’ bitch. 

You know who’s the Dodgers bitch today?  Cy Young fav Alcantara.  Chased after 3 2/3.  6 runs, 10 hits.  Thanks for coming Marlins.

7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That stupid fuck doesn’t even realize. 

Are you ok?  Do we need to call in a wellness check?

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