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2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Damn Carlos Beltran is about to get fired again.  

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    Yep…Astros fans went through this two weeks ago.

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1 hour ago, OB3 said:

 

That's sick. 

18 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s always someone else’s fault with the Yankees. 

You also got Porched. That’s multiple times for you. 
 

 

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You also got Porched. That’s multiple times for you. 

My statement still stands. And I was the 1st to point out that the Gallo spring training HR tweet was absurd. So, as usual, you’re wrong. 

I'm glad Boone walked him. Heading to the game tonight for our Daughters first tigers game. Its going to be cold and wet with a chance of 3000. 

Just don't get rained out. 

I'm glad Boone walked him. Heading to the game tonight for our Daughters first tigers game. Its going to be cold and wet with a chance of 3000. 
Just don't get rained out. 
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So brutal we are out of town for a funeral tomorrow too so can’t even go to the makeup if he doesn’t get it in the first game

So brutal we are out of town for a funeral tomorrow too so can’t even go to the makeup if he doesn’t get it in the first game
Damn that sucks

Robot umps can't get here soon enough.  

Also, seems kind of early to have lost 10 in a row, but the Reds have done it.  

speaking of, i just saw that Julio Rodríguez has already k'd eight times looking on pitches that we're out of the zone. that obviously leads the league, and reeks of the old school "earn it, rook" mentality among umpires. 

Robot umps can't get here soon enough.  
Also, seems kind of early to have lost 10 in a row, but the Reds have done it.  
Adam Harami is raping both the Astros and Blue Jays.....so i guess he is consistent on his suck
1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

speaking of, i just saw that Julio Rodríguez has already k'd eight times looking on pitches that we're out of the zone. that obviously leads the league, and reeks of the old school "earn it, rook" mentality among umpires. 

Well, has he?

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Also, seems kind of early to have lost 10 in a row, but the Reds have done it.

Anything's possible if you believe in yourself. 

speaking of, i just saw that Julio Rodríguez has already k'd eight times looking on pitches that we're out of the zone. that obviously leads the league, and reeks of the old school "earn it, rook" mentality among umpires. 
Add another one. high...called 3rd strike
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nine times in his first three weeks lol. that's either incompetence or intentional, and either way it's stupid as hell. i bet jonathan papelbon loves it. 

Gotdam, who decided Katie Nolan would be good in a baseball broadcast?

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Gotdam, who decided Katie Nolan would be good in a baseball broadcast?

She can speak into my giant microphone anytime she wants. I think she’s so fucking attractive and I wish she broadcasted every sporting event.

Cortes is legitimately one of the most dominant pitchers in the game right now. And he does shit like this. 
 

 

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Really hope jazz can be a more consistent player this year. Clearly really talented, and I love his swag. Baseball needs more of that kind of personality 

Cortes is legitimately one of the most dominant pitchers in the game right now. And he does shit like this. 
 
 
Well thats one way to get an out....cause a dust storm to prevent replay from getting the call correct.

Hey guess what fanbase just showed themselves to be complete asses again?

Fucking badass ending to Yankees-Guardians. Yanks down 1 bottom 9, tie the game with a 2 out double. Game is delayed when guardian outfielders get into it verbally with Yankee fans in the outfield seats. One of them (Mercado?) climbs halfway up wall and bluffs like he’s going to do shit. Whole section is flipping him off and giving him the pussy hand gesture.
 

 Next batter Gleyber ends it with walk off single, fans start belting bitchass Mercado with trash. Awesome.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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He (unsurprisingly) left out the build up to that and the fact that the guardians instigated.

It was Straw, not Mercado. This is after the tying double during injury timeout. What a sensitive pussy. 
 

 

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Vid of events. I believe fans started taunting Kwan because he got hurt trying to catch the tying double. Snowflake outfielders get their feelings hurt about it. Never heard of Myles Straw before but what a fucking baby. 

 

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh yeah, that makes it look much better for Yankee fans.

Mercado saying it was just one fan in particular taunting Kwan after he got hurt, which set everything else off. If Straw doesn’t climb the wall and act like a dipshit the rest of it wouldn’t have happened afterwards. He should get a small fine for that, he escalated things when they didn’t need to be.

 

55 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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You're not supposed to say Indians anymore

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Cubs lead Pirates 17-0; Tigers beat Rockies 13-0.  

 

Cubs up 21-0 top of the 9th. This would be the worst shutout loss in Pirates history. That’s saying a lot. 

MLB should put their foot down and mandate Stadium Azteca fencing for Yankee Stadium.

No excuse for pelting the Native Fielders just because a player got close to talk to a mouthy jerk.

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