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    Yep…Astros fans went through this two weeks ago.

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Man you gotta dive to your death for that one.

Maybe you only break a hip

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

judge just did that shit, and it landed in the blue jays bullpen.  i wonder if any of them needs the $2M? 

Is #61 the valuable one? Seems to me that 62 will get the bigger bag

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Stating the obvious, but a historic year for Judge.  This first non-juiced 60 HR season since Maris and the biggest MLB-oultlier-lap-the-field 60 HR season ever.  Even when Ruth hit 60, Gehrig had 47.

This would have been a lot more fun if the Selig juiced era never happened.

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Pretty sure 62 is the 2M offer. Obviously all 3 will be worth a ton of money. 

Fuck yes judge. He has 7 games to hit 1 more.  I seriously might get emotional if he breaks it. I don’t idolize people or have heroes, but fuck if there isnt a Mt. Rushmore of athletes that forever have a special place in my heart. Derek Jeter, Colt McCoy, and Aaron Judge. He’s up there. 

If he can get a few more 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th are 66, 65, 64 and 63 in that order. T7th with Maris right now. 

5 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

Finger banged her when I was a senior in HS and she was playing soccer at UNF.  Wish it was a better story.

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8 hours ago, WBT said:

 This first non-juiced 60 HR season since Maris

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10 hours ago, WBT said:

  This first non-juiced 60 HR season since Maris

This would have been a lot more fun if the Selig juiced era never happened.

Minister of propaganda for Manfred, eh?  I never would have guessed it.  Nice job cleaning up baseball with the Astros scandal too.

#pickandchoose

#seewhatwewant

#totallyconvincing

Maybe athletes do something new nowadays but the traditional steroid shit looks mostly done with. Judge has basically the exact same body type and muscle mass he did when he was drafted. You couldn’t remotely say that about Bonds or McGwire.

3 hours ago, slorch said:

Minister of propaganda for Manfred, eh?  I never would have guessed it.  Nice job cleaning up baseball with the Astros scandal too.

#pickandchoose

#seewhatwewant

#totallyconvincing

I mean, they can both be shitty at the job.  Selig at least seemed to like baseball.

@Helobious  Congrats to Judge. An amazing player. His character is what any team would want in a player. 

I hope he gets 62 tonight. 

 

Ruth hit 60 in 151. Bonds hit 73. This only matters because it is the Yankees and the Yankees suck. 

Bonds and Mcguire and Sosa were juicing. So were the fucking pitchers. This is all so dumb. 

15 minutes ago, pops said:

Ruth hit 60 in 151. Bonds hit 73. This only matters because it is the Yankees and the Yankees suck. 

Bonds and Mcguire and Sosa were juicing. So were the fucking pitchers. This is all so dumb. 

A player hitting 61 homers in a season only matters because it's the Yankees? Disagree.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

A player hitting 61 homers in a season only matters because it's the Yankees? 

 

you are correct 

Acting like he is breaking the MLB single season record. He is 6'7" 260+lbs he should be hitting home runs. But his 160+ strike outs takes him out of any talk being compared to Bonds.

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1 hour ago, pops said:

Ruth hit 60 in 151. Bonds hit 73. This only matters because it is the Yankees and the Yankees suck. 

Bonds and Mcguire and Sosa were juicing. So were the fucking pitchers. This is all so dumb. 

It’s the AL record. Sorry that it’s a big deal but it is. No surprise you’re siding with blatant cheaters though, considering the team you root for.

27 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Acting like he is breaking the MLB single season record. He is 6'7" 260+lbs he should be hitting home runs. But his 160+ strike outs takes him out of any talk being compared to Bonds.

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Bonds stats were inhuman for a reason. It’s no surprise no one has come close to replicating what he did that year.

Its hilarious to me that all Astros fans are insanely upset about what judge is doing. They sincerely believe Yordan or Altuve should win the MVP this year despite Judge being a leader in damn near every statistical category.

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s the AL record. Sorry that it’s a big deal but it is. No surprise you’re siding with blatant cheaters though, considering the team you root for.

No it isn't. It's never been about a keague until now. If arozarena hit 61 no one would give a fuck. Quick... tell me the NL leader in steals. Lulz. 

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s the AL record. Sorry that it’s a big deal but it is. No surprise you’re siding with blatant cheaters though, considering the team you root for.

You think I'm an astros fan?  Ha!  

4 minutes ago, pops said:

No it isn't. It's never been about a keague until now. If arozarena hit 61 no one would give a fuck. Quick... tell me the NL leader in steals. Lulz. 

When have steals ever been as big of a deal as homers? Was there ever a 1998 chase for the steal leaderboard? You say the numbers 714, 755, 61, 73, 400, 500, etc. and people know what you’re talking about. Those numbers have weights that steals don’t. You’re just being obtuse because you know you’re wrong. No one has hit 60 homers in the AL in 61 years, no one has hit 60 homers in the MLB period in 21 years. It’s a big deal. Go cry about it. 

Just now, Helobious said:

When have steals ever been as big of a deal as homers? Was there ever a 1998 chase for the steal leaderboard? You say the numbers 714, 755, 61, 73, 400, 500, etc. and people know what you’re talking about. Those numbers have weights that steals don’t. You’re just being obtuse because you know you’re wrong. No one has hit 60 homers in the AL in 61 years, no one has hit 60 homers in the MLB period in 21 years. It’s a big deal. Go cry about it. 

Ok

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

When have steals ever been as big of a deal as homers? Was there ever a 1998 chase for the steal leaderboard? You say the numbers 714, 755, 61, 73, 400, 500, etc. and people know what you’re talking about. Those numbers have weights that steals don’t. You’re just being obtuse because you know you’re wrong. No one has hit 60 homers in the AL in 61 years, no one has hit 60 homers in the MLB period in 21 years. It’s a big deal. Go cry about it. 

130, 118, 104 were huge deals.

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

They sincerely believe Yordan or Altuve should win the MVP this year despite Judge being a leader in damn near every statistical category.

Nobody sincerely believes that.

I'm not upset by what judge is doing. Media acting like he is breaking the MLB record. I never said he doesn't deserve the mvp, I never once brought up Altuve or Yordan. Lastly for the final time multiple teams were busted sign stealing , multiple players have come out and admitted various teams doing what the Astros did. Applaud what Judge is doing. He will get paid . He bet on himself and won. A great clutch season on his part.

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The MVP is the big fucking Jap.  There should be no debate.  

Will Smith is going to be the silent killer for the Dodgers in the playoffs.  Dude is one of, if not the best, offensive catchers,in baseball.

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17 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

The MVP is the big fucking Jap.  There should be no debate.  

I wouldn’t say there’s NO debate.  I agree with you but there is a legit debate.

judge deserves all the praise he’s getting this year and all the cash he’ll get next year. 

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

They sincerely believe Yordan or Altuve should win the MVP this year despite Judge being a leader in damn near every statistical category.

this is why you have zero credibility. 

28 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

The MVP is the big fucking Jap.  There should be no debate.  


https://www.mlb.com/news/shohei-ohtani-mvp-race-value-by-war

This author completely disagrees. It comes down to Ohtani providing great value at both hitting and pitching, while judge provides better value at hitting, fielding, and base running (Judge is 16 for 19 stealing bases, Ohtani is 11 for 20. Bet you had no idea).

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5 minutes ago, Helobious said:


https://www.mlb.com/news/shohei-ohtani-mvp-race-value-by-war

This author completely disagrees. It comes down to Ohtani providing great value at both hitting and pitching, while judge provides better value at hitting, fielding, and base running (Judge is 16 for 19 stealing bases, Ohtani is 11 for 20. Bet you had no idea).

Ohtani is the best baserunner in baseball from home to 1st, per the broadcasters on the Angel game tonight. 

Edited by Gil Bang

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

(Judge is 16 for 19 stealing bases, Ohtani is 11 for 20. Bet you had no idea).

and now we care about steals. 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

and now we care about steals. 

People say I’m stupid, yet here you and pops are arguing that stolen bases are more important and more closely tracked by fans than homers. Unreal.

22 minutes ago, Helobious said:

People say I’m stupid, yet here you and pops are arguing that stolen bases are more important and more closely tracked by fans than homers. Unreal.

when did i say either of those things?

reading is fundamental and shit.

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

It’s the AL record. Sorry that it’s a big deal but it is. No surprise you’re siding with blatant cheaters though, considering the team you root for.

How many Yankees were mentioned in the Mitchell Report?

I’m great at reading. There’s this other skill called “inferencing” that I’m decent at too, and I used it to take away what you two were trying to say between the lines.

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’m great at reading. There’s this other skill called “inferencing” that I’m decent at too, and I used it to take away what you two were trying to say between the lines.

Since you're great at reading: https://files.mlb.com/mitchrpt.pdf

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

There’s this other skill called “inferencing” that I’m decent at too

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i'm going to infer that helo isn't great at inferring. he may be awesome at "inferencing", but i wouldn't know, because wtf is "inferencing"?

It was late and I was worn out from owning Astros fans all day. In fairness inferencing is a perfectly valid word.

Edited by Helobious

Judge will win MVP but I think it should be Ohtani.  Judge is having a great year (one of the best offensive seasons ever actually) but what Ohtani does is mind blowing.  The dude is an ace pitcher and oh by the way an all star level hitter in your line up.   He has 15 wins on the Angels which would equate to a 20-25 game winner on a division leading team.  Dude is a unicorn like the league hasn’t seen since Babe Ruth.

9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Ohtani is the best baserunner in baseball from home to 1st, per the broadcasters on the Angel game tonight. 

Lulz, please don't do this to me this early in the morning.  

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